Allison @allisonkielbasa

it's the remix to ignition. there's no food in the kitchen. my life is a mess and i can't afford my tuition. Joined December 2013

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brenna @humanbrennapede

6 years ago

Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east, bro. You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble. Grow up, bro. Grow up.

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Elizabeth Kidd-Chamberlain @libbuh

7 years ago

Beyoncé put Lemonade out on all streaming platforms because she knew Kate Middleton needed it but didn't know if she used Spotify or Apple Music.

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trish @ultragloss

7 years ago

when the jonas brothers said “ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater” they were trying to warn us that our human greed and unsustainable habits are causing rapid climate change and raising sea levels at alarming rates. in this essay i will

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Allison @allisonkielbasa

7 years ago

This is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel

7 years ago

Gmorning. Life’s a marathon, not a sprint! But we don’t know when the marathon ends! So...sometimes sprint? Intermittent sprints? Pace yourself! Hydrate! You look cute in the shorts! Let’s go!

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DESIGN GENIE @kvngSpice

7 years ago

Morgan freeman reviewing 2018 is the best thing I have seen today 😂😂😂

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Jef Mancera @superjefman

7 years ago

straight line: __________ dashed line: ___ ___ ___ phylogenetic tree of angiosperm emojis: 🌷🌴🌾🎋🌹🌸🌺🍁🌵🌼🌻 | | |___| |__| |__| | |___| | |___| |______| | | |____| |________|____| |_________________|

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Emily @wademily

7 years ago

this is actually how orientation leaders act when incoming freshmen show up

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Allison @allisonkielbasa

7 years ago

University has taught me one very real thing: I am definitely a cat person and don’t understand the dog hype

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Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel

7 years ago

EXCUSE ME ARE YOU HAPPY?

billy eichner @billyeichner

7 years ago

EXCUSE ME ARE YOU HAPPY?

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m (〃ω〃)♡ @maexrene

7 years ago

this is a magic pig /\ / \ .∧＿∧ ( ･🐽･)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　ノ　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ * rt and you will ace your finals. if you don’t you’re fucked happy kwuanza :O

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Bree Robinson @sleepybreee

7 years ago

last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said “that’s for my homies”

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Dodes @DakotaWoodward3

7 years ago

If Cardi B was from Canada she’d 100% be from Hamilton, Ontario

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Cupid’s Nut ♥ @damn_lui

7 years ago

ants on their way to go pick up a crumb

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maika ♡ @maikatiu

7 years ago

They left UNHhhhh for a while and now it’s coming back and of course they’ll still be referencing The Same Parts. 🤣 @trixiemattel @katya_zamo @TATIANNANOW