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New piece of me by @John_xrt_art ! Love how this turned out… the x-rated version is even better… I wonder if I can get this to 1000 reposts… would you help me?

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While I will concede that deepthroating a 9-inch is a talent, I’d like to posit that being a “throat goat” isn’t necessarily about impaling your trachea - it’s about your ability to make me cum down your throat in a skillful, efficient, and pleasurable manner. That’s all.

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

SD Pride anyone? If so, your signal is probably crap, but it was worth the tweet.

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

Just blocked a MAGA dude that was posting about his “White Boy Summer” and how he was going to take back summer. Bitch, when did summer belong to anyone? 😂 His posts made my skin crawl - wow. Just wow.

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

Hot take: Watching girls give head reminds me just how lucky I am to be gay.

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a year ago

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Dan Go @FitFounder

a year ago

I'm 44. If you're still in your 20's, read this:

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

One more follower to go! Anyone who quotes/retweets get the 💦 vid!

ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

One more follower to go! Anyone who quotes/retweets get the 💦 vid!

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

8 away! Who wants to see my cum fly? 😏

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2 years ago

8 away! Who wants to see my cum fly? 😏

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

2 years ago

💦CUMSHOT VID GIVEAWAY💦 Ok, now that I have your attention: 1) Retweet this. 2) Once I hit 500 followers, anyone who retweeted this will get a personal cumshot vid from me in DMs. Ready? Set? Go!

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

Ever scroll through gay twitter and find past hookups with thousands of followers or making a killing on OF? 😂 Haha, I missed the fame train, I guess.

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

(Not so) hot take: Maybe don’t put your “age range” in your dating/hookup app profiles because it makes you look like a fool. Age only accounts for the number times you’ve traveled around the sun. It doesn’t have any bearing on maturity, “life stage”, or looks. Just sayin’

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ALTscuse Me @altscuseme

a year ago

Fun fact: First dates are always confusing. 1. Great dinner 2. Easy flowing conversation 3. Hot foreplay 4. Ridiculous sexual chemistry 5. Fucked for at least 30 mins. 6. Finished off jacking off (got too excited). 7. He didn’t ask me to stay over. 🤔