Alvin Ma @alvinjma

he / him / his. shouting silly things into the internet æther. following neato people. Portland, OR Joined December 2013

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Quinn Kennedy @its_just_Quinnn

3 years ago

Looking forward to turning my veins and arteries into steel pipes after hearing the announcement of the return of the KFC Double Down sandwich

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Momo @momodraws

3 years ago

Self help

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

3 years ago

The hellhole of recording your work voicemail message, and sub-hellhole of fucking it up and needing to re-recordmultiple time.

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

3 years ago

Just as the dragons were the original firebenders and badgermoles were the first earthbending instructors, so too were ghosts the first spinebenders

Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks

3 years ago

Just as the dragons were the original firebenders and badgermoles were the first earthbending instructors, so too were ghosts the first spinebenders

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

3 years ago

This week’s episode of @replyall is a very good episode of @replyall open.spotify.com/episode/4PovVU…

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

4 years ago

Shoutout to the incredibly loud crows near my coworker’s window when she’s talking on the Zoom meeting

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Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle

4 years ago

THE WIND OF LOVE IS AT OUR BACKS LETS TROT BUCKAROOS

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Kinter 🌿 in Japan! @kinterdeer

4 years ago

this video I saw of a buffalo helpin a turtle bro out might be the best thing i've ever seen

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poorly drawn lines @PDLComics

4 years ago

get it together

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

4 years ago

Pretty big day over here at my phone

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Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella

4 years ago

A friend, family member or other loved one taking the time out to tell you when you hurt their feelings or made them uncomfortable—and setting a boundary with you for future behavior—is a kindness. They are telling you how to love them, how to remain in relationship with them.

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Nyssa Oru @NyssaOru

4 years ago

Ok friends, it’s gonna be HOT in the PNW… and everywhere. So I’m going to share a few tricks to cool down that I learned growing up broke with no AC in California. Please add more if you’ve got them, every trick is worth sharing!

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Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze

4 years ago

Burned Out - wax sculpture by Urs Fischer

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Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer

4 years ago

Something I did not know about dogs is that sometimes they just don’t want to go on walks. They’re like fuck you, take me home

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

4 years ago

A fly is in the house, and it’s kicking up my dog’s instinct to chase and hunt. It’d be more fun if he wasn’t jumping at the fly and snapping his jaws abruptly 😐. He’s also crashing into window curtains on the hunt 😑

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Alvin Ma @alvinjma

4 years ago

Depressing but good advice

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Shanta Parasuraman @Shalalashanta

4 years ago

I love when I send very professional and meticulously crafted emails to agents and other industry people and then they respond 30 minutes later like: ok thats fine sent from my iphone

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Destiny Faith✨🧚🏽‍♂️ @faithdivination

4 years ago

air signs during air signs at night the day

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Lee Brontide @AmmoniteInk

4 years ago

Please, for the love of all that is holy. Teach your children how to rest without guilt. I do not need more therapy clients who do not know how rest works. I have SO MANY and this exacerbates EVERYTHING. NO GRIND CULTURE FOR CHILDREN.* *So please stop modeling it for them.