Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

CRO • Analytics • Consent Tech • Automation I simplify tracking chaos for real growth Writing here weekly | Founder @raymetricllp raymetric.com United Kingdom Joined March 2012

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a week ago

SpongeBob in Gurjat is known as Dhokla.

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a week ago

Tell me a single road in #Pune (except JM Road) without potholes or without Patch work . I'll wait.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

2 weeks ago

Oreo Modak. Let this sink in. 😑

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One of my friends in real estate told me this: They hype projects as “sold out in a day” when units are just blocked on paper ,many gets cancelled due to post verifications by customer. It’s a trick to create FOMO and hike prices, even though plenty of stock is still unsold.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

2 weeks ago

A man with a full beard just asked me 'Uncle, ye station kitna duur hai?' 40s are brutal to deal with.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

3 weeks ago

Hey @amazonIN how can I talk to your customer support?

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

4 weeks ago

At the very least, we Indians should have the courtesy not to talk loudly or play random videos out loud on an airplane.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a month ago

Ordering food is the new tab on your work screen. Swiggy’s DeskEats wants to replace your lunchbox - should it? I broke down the pros, the risks, and why this might be more than just convenience. linkedin.com/posts/amitsing… #Swiggy #DeskEats #FoodDelivery #WorkLife #digitalWellness

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a month ago

I wish I had something that could rewind time and give me the power to undo a few choices I made. Like, reset the clock, take a different path - just for a moment. Anyone else feel that way sometimes?

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a month ago

The only bias I have is the one that helps my PC boot. BIOS. Ok bye.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a month ago

An ambulance stuck for 15 damn minutes in traffic near RTO circle toward Juna Bazar. Sirens on, no one budging, no clearance. What’s the point of having ambulances if they can’t even reach hospitals on time? Who takes the blame? Pune traffic management is a complete joke.

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Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata

a month ago

Hey @Maserati_HQ - big fan, small wallet. If your Meta ads are landing on me, your targeting needs a tune-up. DM so that I can fix it before you burn more budgets. I charge less than your agency and won’t crash the ROAS.