ConsultingHumor @ConsultingHumor
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when you realize you’re not going to be quitting consulting in 2025
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“hey guys, i work at kpmg”
my manager sending all the slides i made to the appendix
consulting is just googling stuff with a few extra steps
consulting is just googling stuff with a few extra steps
consultants when their client is an ex-consultant
Sounds like a bargain to me!
probably a mckinsey analyst finishing a proposal
probably a mckinsey analyst finishing a proposal
24 year old analyst when the partner tells the client “we've assembled a team of experts to serve this work”
mba grads when they get a McKinsey offer
when you and your work friend realize that knowing how use index match is worthless because of chatgpt
me on PTO watching my team struggle without me via slack
how it feels when the whole team is aligning boxes, changing font sizes, and adding icons
tell him people still use this
tell him people still use this https://t.co/n6P0DUogiL
honestly sounds like a recommendation a kid would come up with in a consulting interview
honestly sounds like a recommendation a kid would come up with in a consulting interview
consultants when they get data from their clients
My MD reading my $5,000 expense report
when the intern shows his smart art slide to the associate
live look at a McKinsey sales pitch
live look at a McKinsey sales pitch
pov: your client starts making up numbers during the steerco
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