Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie
I’m here for a long time, not a good time. instagram.com/workretiredie?… Manhattan, NY Joined September 2017-
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marriage comes and goes, but B2B sales is forever
marriage comes and goes, but B2B sales is forever
loving my new job as guy who pees designer jeans. so excited for this project to see the light of day!
loving my new job as guy who pees designer jeans. so excited for this project to see the light of day!
When my boss starts crying and shits himself after I kidnapped him and made him wire me $6k literally just as a prank
When I run into the HR lady who snitched on me for playing offshore blackjack, applying to other jobs and watching porn on my work computer
The biggest red flag in any employee is any level of passion for the job. Only a moron would make this job his passion. I want somebody who thinks they are better than this job because that usually means they are
Arriving late by an AVERAGE of 7-8 hours DAILY is simply insane. Dudes clock had to be set to Bangkok time by accident
Arriving late by an AVERAGE of 7-8 hours DAILY is simply insane. Dudes clock had to be set to Bangkok time by accident
so grateful for all the incredible people who continue to support us on this journey @beehiiv it's time to build 😈 techcrunch.com/2024/04/30/bee…
People who get offended by someone asking what they do for work need to get a grip. It’s a simple small talk questions ifs one of like 3 basic things to ask someone
Dude is the worst memer of all time
Dude is the worst memer of all time
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
🚨FRIDAY BEERS IS COMING HOME TO NEW YORK🚨 (and we’re giving you $15K) We were born here. We lived here for 10 years. We spent every Saturday night until 3AM at Southside (if you know... you know). That’s why we couldn’t be prouder to be back in NY with the tastiest light beer…
Bro really went on a date with an AI robot
I’m just going to say this once. I don’t like Harvey Weinstein. Idrc who this pisses off. This is my platform and I will use it as I please
Washed up people - time to initiate the Jacked by late June fitness regime. You have 4 - 6 weeks to turn your body from a bag of milk to something that can be seen by the public. Shift to light beers, have 1 salad a week & buy expensive athleisure you'll use twice. You got it
New York is amazing, you can see celebrities right on the subway
This is the most important video on the internet right now. Best 90 seconds you will spend all day is watching this MSNBC clip. Seriously.
When I interview someone, I always ask 1 thing: Why do you want this job? If they indicate any type of passion, it’s an immediate red flag. Only a moron would make this job his passion. I want somebody who thinks they are better than this job because that usually means they are
We asked couples "What's your partner's least attractive feature?"
Me: hey just a reminder if you smoke weed on 4/20, god will know. if you're comfortable with that, then go ahead and 'blaze up.' only marijuana leaf i need is the virgin kind. virgin mary-wanna leave this earth a better place than we found it. friend: are you ok? me: no not…
Guys I think one of Taylor’s songs on the Tortured Poets is about me 🤦♂️
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the Challengers reviews are in at r/billsimmons
3D tracking -- Francisco Lindor gets picked off and I'm pretty sure he saw Nico Hoerner going to the inside of the bag and swerved into the path of the throw to force the error
Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here
Who do they think they are? I’ve given the best years of my life to this place and they think they can just fire like that? Like trash? I don’t think so. SpongeBob spiraling after getting fired from the Krusty Krab
you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends
they bought a Subaru after the game
Student reporters say police officers are now exiting campus; the same officers responsible for clearing Hamilton Hall
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
@WorkRetireDie call me Miles Davis from here on out y'all.
If you're in your 20s, you get to pick one hobby:
Apollo has been betting on the deaths of senior citizens by acquiring illegal life insurance policies and then funneling their payouts through offshore shell companies… What. The. Fuck.
My husband said he wants to divorce because I breastfed my son: ‘Now they’ve been in another man’s mouth’ trib.al/dwHpVoB
WASHINGTON (AP) — US drug control agency is moving to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug in a historic shift, AP sources say.
I think every generation feels like they have it tough, but this passage is a brutal reality for gen z.
Barely reviewable
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New LeBron meme just dropped 💀
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Why did Lebron jump at that woman like that? 💀💀💀
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