Andrew W. Protz ™ @andrew_protz
Jokes so dumb they’re sometimes funny Wake Forest, NC Joined April 2015-
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It’s all about Jesus.
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SHUT IT DOWN. Now more than ever.
I don’t pay for the beer, I pay for the journey it takes me on
My joke in the group chat got 6 reactions. Really needed that win today.
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Walter as Joe Biden. It is so spot on it’s eerie.
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asking “what about chernobyl?” is like asking “what about the titanic?” when someone tells you about cruise ships.
Show us his Spotify wrapped
Show us his Spotify wrapped
How can you look as this and still deny that we’re in a climate crisis?
People who drive exactly the speed limit are NPC’s
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Panthers Cam Newton was SHOW TIME 🎞🎥
Just saw a Kia Soul with racing stripes… Civilization is crumbling before my eyes.
The Celtics in every must-score possession. #CelticsVsWarriors #NBAFinals2022
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time for my daily affirmations: i am swag i am swag i am swag
Called it
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adhd is being about to run out of your meds and going "oh i should refill these" and then never doing that
Tom Brady saw how wide open the NFC South is and couldn’t resist
Am I the only one that feels pressure to play some absolute heat on aux when I’m at the drive thru?
Just realized that my future employers are going to see my old Fortnite clips
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