Ashley Perna @ashleyjperna
Comedian, law clerk, and fan of bright things in the dark. Massive dork. Tweets are my own because who tf else wants them✍️Contact: [email protected] ashleyjperna.com Kingston, Ontario Joined September 2008-
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First time I've ever been able to afford pre-sale tickets and I got my first ever floor seats! Going solo and so excited!!
First time I've ever been able to afford pre-sale tickets and I got my first ever floor seats! Going solo and so excited!!
Walked out of an exam, pre-ordered this album, walked into another exam 😅
Walked out of an exam, pre-ordered this album, walked into another exam 😅
Disco Loadout, our covers LP, arrives May 17th, just in time for you to party all summer.🪩 You can pre-order vinyl (and signed vinyl!), cds and reissued Disco Loadout tees at arkellsmusic.com/store Story below! ⬇️
Actually, they're only Champagne Problems if they're from the Champagne region of France. Otherwise, they're just Sparkling Issues #TaylorSwift
I might be a fan eh? 😂 I think I spent more time listening to Arkells than I did working
bo burnham you will always be famous
I identify as queer because I can't decide which particular Pride flag I like best #Pride
Comedy from @ashleyjperna I won't say which one, but this video contains a joke that caused me to laugh very hard, very suddenly and pull a muscle in my side, making Ashley one of the few comedians who have caused me physical injury via laughter. youtu.be/DnPjCQ43Cys
Can one be in love with a tweet?
@RepClayHiggins We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary.
A little Tuesday 🎶Therapy🎶 featuring Andrew Garfield, Vanessa Hudgens, and Alexandra Shipp. Watch this new script-to-screen from #ticktickBOOM now ▶️.
Policies like the ones at @TD_Canada are harmful and instead of providing assistance, they are more interested in providing and then withholding offers of supports and reimbursements of funds
Just found a clip of Andrew Garfield kissing Stephen Colbert and I don't even know how I identify sexually anymore
"Just grab my hand and don't ever drop it" from I Know Places hits waaaay different after All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) #TaylorSwift #AllTooWellTheShortFilm #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion
I'm on this awesome online show tonight, you should all check it out unknowncomedyclub.com/tickets/p/joke… #comedy #IDPWD2021 #IDPWD #InternationalDisabilityDay2021 #InternationalDayOfPeopleWithDisability
Big thanks to @arkellsmusic for making my 2021 bearable
Got my first peeping Tom tinight. Dude was driving a windowless white van with the license plates obscured by snow and everything. The last time I felt like this much of a cliche, I was singing Don't Stop Believing at karaoke
No, but I really hope you returned Taylor's scarf...
No, but I really hope you returned Taylor's scarf...
Who should be TIME’s Person of the Year? Cast your vote for the person or group who had the greatest influence on the year—for better or worse #TIMEPOY ti.me/3oAIV0M
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Am I about to put tickets on sale for TORONTO and OTTAWA shows in early August?…
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Um this is amazing
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A guy I made fun of once ran for President. And won.
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You know when you watch a movie & after the credits roll there is one final scene that hints at what is coming next? Like it’s a wink that there is a sequel? Now would be a good time to listen to the final outro track on Blink Once. @virginmusic / @umusic open.spotify.com/track/2DBRvrZ5…
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