Todd Van Allen @heyitstva
Get albums "Really?" & "Butterflies", Dates & Videos: https://t.co/m113ATIsbs Host of @OSHOpod & @WriteEmUpShow (he/him) linktr.ee/heyitstva Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Joined December 2007-
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Hey #Ottawa my friend @Adam_Newman is coming there for a show at @AbsoluteOttawa on Sunday and you should go! Get out there! absolutecomedy.ca/ottawa/events/…
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When I get back home from Montreal, I will kiss and hug my wife, and hold my dog for about a half an hour and he won’t know why, nor will he care.
When I get back home from Montreal, I will kiss and hug my wife, and hold my dog for about a half an hour and he won’t know why, nor will he care.
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I was so waiting for the gush of brown to stream in the body builder’s track pants.
I was so waiting for the gush of brown to stream in the body builder’s track pants.
Je viens de commander une tranche de pepperoni toute seule, c'est pourquoi je mange actuellement une pizza avec de l'ananas dessus.
My dear friend Carolyn Bennett (not that one, the other one) wrote a lovely piece in the Montreal Gazette. Give er' a read! montrealgazette.com/feature/opinio…
Waaaaaaaaaaaaay, ahead of you! That said, I’m at the Comedy Nest in Montreal tonight. It’ll be a great show. Promise.
I don’t care that he could only remember the names of Leafs players. He was a legend. #RIPBobCole
Sooooo looking forward to getting back to the @comedynest !
Sooooo looking forward to getting back to the @comedynest !
Thanks to @marcmaron and @WTFpod I found out about Paula this week. Thanks to my friend @robertcatto for sending @Brocklesnitch tweet, I see why Paula Pell is so beloved. This is fantastic.
Thanks to @marcmaron and @WTFpod I found out about Paula this week. Thanks to my friend @robertcatto for sending @Brocklesnitch tweet, I see why Paula Pell is so beloved. This is fantastic.
Hey, good people of #montreal I'll be at @comedynest this Thursday to Saturday with the hilarious @Adam_Newman ! Grab your tickets here: comedynest.com/blog/adam-newm… #comedy #standupcomedy
This, and only this, is the only reason I would want to work in an office again.
This, and only this, is the only reason I would want to work in an office again.
I have never met her, I have only discovered her today, but I adore Kaya and everything she is doing right now.
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i put the Challengers music on it
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“amazingly captivating” - @BroadwayWorld Kid Koala’s #NufoniaMustFall 5 performances at @SFJAZZ Miner Auditorium August 1-4 tix on sale now: kidkoala.com/tour
party of family values* *bitch, plz.
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