Adam Parker @atom_parker
DC football - technology - agile - lean - flip-flops and “lacrosse, Liz Lemon, lacrosse.” linkedin.com/in/atomparker/ Washington, DC Joined December 2011-
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I don’t believe Ron Rivera and Jack Del Rio should keep their jobs by the end of this day You’re getting diced up by an undrafted rookie QB
Watching the @dallascowboys fail against the @49ers is therapy for the @Commanders failures against the @ChicagoBears
The first interview Kennedy did as an official candidate for President was on Fox with Tucker. That pretty much sums it all up right there.
How much should we be worried about @NoLabelsOrg? A lot says @TheRickWilson. Listen as he explains why they're a pro-Trump SuperPAC posing a major threat to democracy leading into the 2024 election cycle.
How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they're.
@allenholub I like to say it’s a heuristic search algorithm for better ways of working. We were given the heuristics, and told that the way forward is to do it and help others do it.
Admit it. It was the “really shitty pillows” comment that did it, right?
We need to do better. As humans. The change starts in the mirror. At home. At work. In our community. We can’t keep trending in this downward trajectory. #BeTheChange
@ShitFacilitator I also want to start a new chain of fitness studios called “Fit to be a Facilitator.” It would consist of various room/table configurations, where go-getters could walk around & around for hours. And of course a therapeutic room for strained & raw vocal chords.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been locked out of her Twitter account and her new video has been removed after Dr. Dre took legal action against her for using his music without permission. His letter is amazing.
Date formats becoming friends reddit.com/r/programmerhu…
Can we bench or cut Wentz now? 3 INTs!!! This offense is better with Heinicke compared to Wentz. @HogsHaven @Commanders
Senior Engineers understand that the highest value of code reviews isn't about ensuring high-quality code. They know that code review is about teaching & learning how to do better engineering.
For all of you saying no one is hiring right now, my DMs say differently for #prodmgmt. I can barely keep up.
These refs should never work another game again. Samuel was literally mugged on that play.
A unit test shouldn’t: 🚫 Call a DB 🚫 Run a browser 🚫 Make an HTTP call 🚫 Rely on stuff on other machines A unit test should pass without a network connection. There’s nothing wrong with doing such things in a test. But if a test does these things, it’s not a unit test.
RT if you're gonna lose because you benched zay jones

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