s t e p h e n | i s | c o f f e e @atticustilted
s t e p h e n lives in pennsylvania, has a dog, writes esoteric nonsense and basic thoughts. if you look hard enough, you see he is 100% super best human twitter.com/search?q=from%… pursuing happiness Joined June 2020-
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This Email could have been a knife fight
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this weather makes me feel like I am in dire need of a bubble gun
my little dwarf manadrin lime 🍋🟩 tree is showing signs of spring growth! she’s 3 y.o., started from just a wee twig. she and i will be making beautiful margaritas together later this year.
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don't overthink. don't bother thinking at all.
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Your life is a series of lessons that you never learn from.
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not getting much done today but i sure have had some fabulous daydreams
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Get you a girl with a nice cookie
night out idea: first, imagine a coven of witches holding hands dancing around a fire 🔥 in the forest. now, replace the witches with you and me, and replace the fire with a 2 foot high mound of oreos we dance around
that shocking time of year when tons of little wicked thoughts merrily appear. it's may. it's may 🎶
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“Did you eat?” -My love language
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pro tip: eat more peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches
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It's my month bitches
It's my month bitches
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“The market will regulate itself” The market:
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I dream but I don’t fool myself
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Once your vacuum cleaner’s had a taste for blood you’ve got to put it down
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i left 10mins late but i look good so it all equals out
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We should invent a word for stupid but stupider
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I went to the UCLA campus last night and spent a few hours there before the police dispersed the encampment. I wanted to see the pro-Palestine student protests for myself and get a sense of the atmosphere, energy, and students, as well as the movement's focus and the desired…
I went to the UCLA campus last night and spent a few hours there before the police dispersed the encampment. I wanted to see the pro-Palestine student protests for myself and get a sense of the atmosphere, energy, and students, as well as the movement's focus and the desired…
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Establish dominance by taking them in the car wash and randomly opening their window
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When he takes his pants off
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