Avalon @avalonpage
honestly Joined December 2011-
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Anyone who sends an email after 4:30pm on a Friday can stfu !
If you make under $125,000, you're eligible for up to $10,000 in student loan debt relief. And almost ninety percent of the benefit will go to folks making less than $75,000 a year.
If SoFI, a student loan refinancing company, could give its CEO a 92% raise last year paying him a grand total of $103 million in compensation and spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium, you know what President Biden can do? Cancel all student debt.
If you’re not making your own salad dressing you ain’t doing your salads justice
Is it just me or are fish shop gals always really coo and down to earth
Abercrombie has become a holy mecca for denim again and the middle schooler in me is. so. excited.
My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.
Anyone else have clients who they think are just lonely coz they talk to you for so long about the randomest things.
Anyone else know about deleting awkward voicemails by pressing #2, then re-recording them or were y’all hiding this from me?
Anyone else pace around their bedroom when they on client calls. I need to get like a treadmill or something, get these damn steps in.
My nail place just answered “hi Avalon how are you honey” and I have reached wifey status now I just need a mans
I recently discovered putting honey in my morning coffee and my life is forever changed 🤗
I can’t wait to walk down the aisle to the Jaws theme
Anyone else have 1 glass of wine and just start being overly friendly and complementary about anything and everyone? 🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️ I JUST LOVE MY FRENS n strangers.
When you’re down for Jordan’s but then you see the price tag
I have been consistently drinking more water for the new year and feel amazing BUT I have to pee what feels like every 45 minutes. Does this eventually go away? Or will I now be the girl who has to pee all the time? I used to pride myself in my camel like abilities but now idk
Anyone else buy people’s Christmas gifts and just want to give it to them right away? Then you make them play the guessing game coz you impatient
I think Pete Davidson just texts back real quick
I invented a rolling tray.

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