tyler @barelyflexing
become haunted, idiot. SWE & Cloud Dev Joined August 2012-
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Suicidal OCD guy who keeps taking his head out of the oven to check that it’s on
If you need an illustration of how anti-trans radicalisation has snowballed in the last 10 years, here's former Conservative MP for Chelsea & Fulham Greg Hands in 2015, proudly sharing a photograph of his visit to the first gender-neutral toilet in his constituency.
If you need an illustration of how anti-trans radicalisation has snowballed in the last 10 years, here's former Conservative MP for Chelsea & Fulham Greg Hands in 2015, proudly sharing a photograph of his visit to the first gender-neutral toilet in his constituency.
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Thornton Wilder
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I'm voting for the party that has bent the sea to its will.
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working on a theory that america can't get a proper revolution going because they roads are too wide
working on a theory that america can't get a proper revolution going because they roads are too wide
Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth’s core.
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The Trautonium. Invented early 1930s. Just listen to this thing.
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