lena @beanometry
purveyor of isometries | proud owner of https://t.co/XkCuHaENlY Joined June 2025-
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No one is brave enough to sexualize this
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When a sexy babe holding a big gun and says “booom,” and pull the trigger/ press the button and indeed the gun goes Boom Like she said? That’s my kind of shit,
Choice 1 - I just looked that up and I actually don't have to do that Choice 2 - I just made a rule about that so I actually can't do it
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it's time to raise the standards around here.
It's actually a REALLY funny story you see. A smooth-talking man from St. Louis town named Jasper sold me a box of Thorium-230 and split from town before I wisened up.
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i love you. i don't feel it but it's true. goodnight.
Wait.If I have a cuck fetish....and YOU have a cuck fetish...who's getting fucked??
I thought making life-size replicas of each other out of trash was a slam dunk idea for a date night! **Very Loud Incorrect Buzzer** Next week: Movie and then sleeping facing away from each other.
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