Queen Betch @betchisms
What your mama should have taught you. Joined May 2011-
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I was more jel over how skinny she looked than worried that she was ano.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, make him rich and make him tall.
Well, that pizza really isn't making you any skinnier.
Sorry, no, your boner doesn't count as personal development.
Hold on. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
I like my men like I like my milk: rich, white, and 2% fat.
My relationship with vodka has been on the rocks lately.
No thanks, I only like the rolls you ingest at music festivals.
My full-time job is an experiment with sobriety. I'm over it.
#dearyoungself Life in five years: Work, drink, sleep. Repeat. Weekend.
Jealous of my little sister's tan. Considering quitting my job to spend more time at the beach.
When I was younger, I was all about the tall, dark, and handsome. Now I'm feeling the rich, royal, and 85.
If you have to say you don't want to be, you're already THAT girl.
Yeah, I remember my first beer. What does that have to do with you being a sloppy whore right now?

฿eyonce @CryptoBetch
146 Followers 689 Following I literally cannot with these basic fiat betches. Like no.
Madison Hayes @madhayes24
54 Followers 97 Following
Mindy George @MindyGeorge1
43 Followers 175 Following
Hipster Betch @Hipsterbetch
182 Followers 750 Following You probably haven't heard of us. #hipsterslovethis
Bells 💖💜💙 @Bellz_008
38 Followers 3K Following “You live but once; you might as well be amusing.” ― Coco Chanel - Aries -She/Her - 💖💜💙
Sratstar Says @SratstarSays
42 Followers 262 Following A recount of the lowest points of our finest years.
All T, All Shade @Brush_N_Floss92
180 Followers 1K Following There are 7 billion people in this world & I'm the best one! #princessprobs #keepingitclassy #SrattyBetch #PhiMu #InBeyonceWeTrust #FutureOralSurgeon #predent
Drama QUEEN . @TheShitIGoThru
44 Followers 532 Following I bitch a lot about the shit i go through. okay, bye.
Shit My Sisters Say @Fave_Sisters
11 Followers 49 Following We keep our heels, heads, and standards high, but we never forget to have fun along the way.
Bombshell Barbie @BombshellBetch
1 Followers 17 Following Just living the intriguing life of a glam, enthralling, mad cool betch. #sassandclass
krish @Monkynajumpsuit
97 Followers 279 Following
Shit Loyola Grls Say @shitLUgirlssay
31 Followers 55 Following
Vodka Bitches @VodkaBitches
76 Followers 613 Following I'm a bitch who drinks hella lot of vodka #VodkaBitches #vb Follow me and I'll most likely follow back!
polly prissy pants @lilyymutt
117 Followers 576 Following
fucked up girl @FuckedUppGirl
2K Followers 235 Following
BecauseIHaveAVagina @MoodyBetch
1 Followers 24 Following
Sexy Betch @ThatSexyBetch
14 Followers 137 Following Big hair. Tight body. Hot dress. Red bottoms, long heels. Live fast, no excuses. Live hard. Betchs for life.
ariel bojanowski @ThatBetchCray
17 Followers 179 Following Rocking this skirt. Rocking this club. Got my middle finger up, I don't really give a fuck.
Jackie Clary @Jaclyn_rae44
3 Followers 22 Following
De @DeChatham
39 Followers 652 Following Hopeless romantic searching for the perfect love. No judgment zone here; do that shit somewhere else.
Jen Ziplow @ZipitLow
76 Followers 143 Following
Chicks Dig @Chicks_Dig
272 Followers 1K Following tweeting what I've learned in college. some ladies enjoy guilty pleasures, this is a place we can cyber indulge/reflect on those pleasures. you're welcome.
the heartbreakers @the_hbs_diaries
41 Followers 209 Following Heartbreakers Diaries© the hottest love has the coldest end
Amanda Freeman @AmandaMHerron
134 Followers 497 Following ..yeah she's heaven on the eyes, but boy she's hell on the heart..
toufik bennour @toufikbennour
2 Followers 29 Following
Nicole Botsaris @NicoleBotsaris
132 Followers 519 Following
Geek Chic Barbie @geekchicbarbie
80 Followers 244 Following Sorority girl with a brain. Yes, the best of both worlds does exist... And I am it.
Never Too Betchy @Nvrtoobetchy
63 Followers 77 Following
AK @AlyKing1
185 Followers 371 Following Do not be conformed by the ways of the world, but be continuously transformed by the renweal of your mind.
Ultimate PrincMESS @PrincMESS
32 Followers 57 Following My glass slipper went missing during a routine walk of shame. It still has not been found.
Sorority Barbie @Sorority_Barbie
7K Followers 240 Following I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
andi french @andifrench
122 Followers 339 Following
christina south @chrissylinnx
21 Followers 223 Following I live my life by a few simple words:“ Laugh as much as you breathe. Love as long as you live.”;;scarlet and gray;; Monarch 'o6;; RSC&&GFC=LiFE//LoVE
cicely underwood @Cicely1017
36 Followers 190 Following i am 15 & i go to Russell High School! fresssssshy!
journey. @journsLA
304 Followers 960 Following yeah, i'm a small town girl ✨ passionate about: sweet potatoes and leggings. don't get me started about quinoa. || @lagreefitness enthusiast + instructor ✨
Realistic Rachel @Realistic_Rach
6 Followers 90 Following I'm not #NegativeNancy, I'm #RealisticRachel
Jessica @JessSpin921
255 Followers 742 Following
kristenjones32 @kristenjones32
41 Followers 108 Following A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Lauren Chin @xpeachie
40 Followers 42 Following
Christine Yoon @ChristineHaena
34 Followers 80 Following
krish @Monkynajumpsuit
97 Followers 279 Following
Najam Butt @najambutt
64 Followers 218 Following
Wynne Warren @wynnewarren
32 Followers 112 Following Counseling Grad Student, French Bulldog Mama, Loving Girlfriend, Sister & Daughter. I love cupcakes, makeup, beaches, running, music & anything pink or sparkly!