Ultimate PrincMESS @PrincMESS
My glass slipper went missing during a routine walk of shame. It still has not been found. Joined October 2011-
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Sorry I haven't been tweeting betches, I have been eating my way through December and Its embarassing... I need to come down with the flu.
that akward moment when you realize you and your boyfriend hate each other but your lease isn't up until June
I have no sympathy for people taking finals. You still get to be in college. #postgradproblems
oh hello new twitter. you seem spunky. me likey.
Why can't I have reading day at work? #postgradproblems
people keep talking to me but all I can hear is the sweet sound of the fizz from my vodka club #longday
Dear Santa, all I want for xmas is to lose weight without dieting. Figure it out. XOXO #ivebeengood
jut used my boyfriends old spice because i ran out of secret. @CohabitateProbz #ismelllikedude
I would like to leave work SO bad right now that I am seriously considering swallowing ink like JB in Horrible Bosses #justkidding #noreally
UGH. My office has the "fun dept" in today to make work more fun. If you want me to have fun give me your CC and send me to the nearest bar.
If my boyfriend doesn't look at pinterest soon, he is going to have one dissapointed lady come Christmas Day. #ibetsantadoes
the only upside to Dec is that we no longer need to feel disgusted by the serial rapists and axe murderers walking around. #byebyemovember
In a perfect world when I get home my boyfriend will have a glass of wine ready for me and would beg to rub my feet. #keepdreaming
Kourtney Kardashian, I don't know how you do it, you make having illegitimate children look so glam.
totally milking this cold for all it's worth. I have both my boss and my BF in my pocket. #thatsrightbitches
thank you all for your support in the show tonight! you have made me the angel I am today! #howdoyouknow #vsmodeltweets
I officially blame twitter for my bf and I fighting, I get all cocky and betchy here and then I take my work home with me. #anonymoustweet
I am going to watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show tonight to merely mock the almost flawless girls...because I feel like it.
Firenzegrlprobz @Firenzegrlprobz
222 Followers 1K Following Long Island girls abroad in Florence for the semester #thatsaproblem...
The Honest Man @thecommonfatass
59 Followers 230 Following Just a southern man expressing my feelings and thoughts for people to see.
Emily Rose @ex0ticxemmx3
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Courtney Carrollxo @CourtCarrollxo
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not_your_average_hoe @unaverage_hoez
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ChitownBetch @ChitownBetch
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khaled m. elhamalawi @kakahero
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Addi Morgan @addi0104
153 Followers 320 Following so if the Devil wear Prada, Adam, Eve wear nada; I'm somewhere in between but a lot more fresher
Call Out @Call_Out_
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hollee actman becker @holleewoodworld
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Anonymously Yours @anonymously___
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teamleggings @teamleggings
436 Followers 333 Following Fearlessly worn as jean replacements since a bitch learned to be fashionable.
TTime 🇺🇸 @timet0853
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blonde&vicious @fccxo420
159 Followers 502 Following in a state of trance, no fucks have been, or will be given, while they talkn' it, im out here livin' it.. I can be the sweetest chick, or biggest bitch, ur call
Bitch Your Heart Out @pearlsANcurlz
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Fuck Outta Ma Face @PrincessBETCHES
128 Followers 35 Following #TeamGTFOH We drink a lot, we say fuck and bitch a lot, we party and forget where we are. we're pretty and we get away with it all.
Hoochie Problems @hoochieproblems
71 Followers 438 Following Send the hoochie down first! To all you dumb hoochies... we're NOT ho's. We're HOOCHIES!
WhiteTrash Problems @WhiteTrashTalk
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Classy Girl Problems @ClassyGrlProbz
1K Followers 41 Following Class is an art form. Not many do it well. [email protected]
Sorority Betch @SororityBetch
818 Followers 818 Following Too betchy to clean my act up. #sororitybetchmove
Women's Humor @womenshumor
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Clark Griswold @Northern_Gents
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@_hell_on_heels_
699 Followers 133 Following He made me pretty. He made me smart. I'm gonna break me a million hearts. 
CohabitationProblems @CohabitateProbz
5K Followers 417 Following Whether you are dating, engaged or married, living with a boy sucks.
Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash
25.5M Followers 54 Following
Perez Hilton @PerezHilton
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Britney Spears 🌹�... @britneyspears
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Nicole Polizzi @snooki
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taylor @Ichangedmyuser
5K Followers 254 Following Im Taylor Caniff™.... Follow my main! @taylorcaniff
Laura @LauraLikesWine
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College Girl @collegegrlprbms
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Betches @betchesluvthis
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Robyn Nissim @iGoByRobyn
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Trendy Problems (Tayl... @TrendyProblems
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That Girl @thatfuckinggrrl
15K Followers 855 Following Gives no fucks, takes no crap, and knows her shit. For biz opportunities, email [email protected]
teamleggings @teamleggings
436 Followers 333 Following Fearlessly worn as jean replacements since a bitch learned to be fashionable.
Blackout Barbie @Blackout_Barbie
37K Followers 295 Following Blonde Bombshell... What Would Barbie Do? [email protected]
Classy Girl Problems @ClassyGrlProbz
1K Followers 41 Following Class is an art form. Not many do it well. [email protected]
a true plastic betch @thatissobetch
308 Followers 26 Following stop trying to make betch happen. it's not going to happen.
Blackout Betch @BlackoutBetch
383 Followers 773 Following
CollegeKnowItAll @CollegeKnowItAl
25 Followers 114 Following Follow me. I know everything you need to know about college life!
Blonde Bombshell @Blonde_in_LA
9 Followers 13 Following Talk to my agent, unless you're one of my future ex husbands then talk to my lawyer.
Betch Roommate @betchroommate
55 Followers 21 Following I am never at my apartment... but this stuff still happens. Follow & watch common sense go out the window...
Kim Richards fans @KimRichardsFans
8K Followers 224 Following Watch Kim on the #RHOBH! #TeamKim #EscapeToWitchMountain 40 years Anniversary! // Kim's products: http://t.co/pBVWmoQSNH
Kim Richards @KimRichards11
525K Followers 187 Following Offical twitter of Kim Richards. Mother, sister, aunt, Gramma, actress & Real Housewife of Beverly Hills!
Blonde Girl Problems @blondgrlproblm
6K Followers 172 Following the trials, tribulations, problems, & musings of an always drunk, recently graduated & struggling to survive in the real world BLONDE. enjoy.
Irani ♥️ @Iraaniaan
12 Followers 61 Following
Hell on Heels @srotfest
29 Followers 53 Following its the hands you shake, not the grades you make #sororityisthemajority
WhiteTrash Problems @WhiteTrashTalk
65 Followers 58 Following tracters, beer, mullets, cellphone belt clips, acrylic nails, fake wood paneling, astroturf, hunting, monster trucks, mustaches, beauty pageants, trailer parks
The V Bible @TheVBible
10 Followers 8 Following I own girly parts, can I get in free? #typicalvaginathings
Private Eye Bitch @PrivateEyeBitch
339 Followers 1 Following Karma's not nearly the bitch that I am.
SingleGirlStruggles @singlestrugglin
14K Followers 1K Following Just your average single college girl struggling to find Mr. Right #singlegirlstrugglesTrends for United States
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