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I just realized I more fully learned the Thriller dance via @Jennifergarnerr in 13 Going on 30 than from the actual music video 👯‍♀️ #30andflirtyandthriving

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2 years ago

When I said I like it rough, I didn’t mean my entire life

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12 years ago

I always subtract 10 pounds from my weight on the scale to account for boobs and hair. #girlmath

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2 years ago

2020: need a mask to go inside 2023: need a mask to go outside #nyc #smoke

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2 years ago

Thinking of getting my Mom therapy for Mothers Day, a little passive aggressive but hey, like mother like daughter 💁🏼‍♀️ #MotherDay

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2 years ago

My therapist calling their therapist the second I leave their office

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2 years ago

Me: I really want to take a trip My Bank Account: I strongly recommend it be a trip to work

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2 years ago

Apparently I’m just here for a long time, not a good time.

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2 years ago

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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3 years ago

Everyone under 40 watching the Chris Rock Special on Netflix right now #crickets #ChrisRock

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Does anyone else have a video that they know would be their go-to if they were a big actor and had a crying scene to get the tears flowing? Mine is the @bastille music video with iCarley and the Golden Retriever @MirandaCosgrove #dogsarethebestpeople

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3 years ago

Is there a word in any other language for ‘because you asked me, the answer left my head’? Like, someone asks you your favorite actor and the name Jason Momoa immediately leaves your brain.