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My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 6AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them
My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 11AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them
My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 2AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them.
(puts down bong, blows out massive hit) What if, like, the roads man, what if they, like, fixed themselves?
(puts down bong, blows out massive hit) What if, like, the roads man, what if they, like, fixed themselves?
My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 3AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them.
i am here for jason's inevitable transformation into prepper white nationalist militia member
i am here for jason's inevitable transformation into prepper white nationalist militia member
My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 3AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them.
My First Alert Onelink and Safe & Sound smoke detectors reminded me at 3AM this morning that it's time for my periodic reminder here that they are expensive garbage that you will regret purchasing. They are terrible! And the support from First Alert is awful. Don't ever buy them.
and again, nobody suffered any consequences besides the people just trying to live there
and again, nobody suffered any consequences besides the people just trying to live there
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probably aren't supposed to say out loud that there is ideological overlap between your management style and Mao's Cultural Revolution
probably aren't supposed to say out loud that there is ideological overlap between your management style and Mao's Cultural Revolution

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