ryan @bobby_language
one of the blips in God’s drone Brooklyn, NY Joined November 2017-
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how am I supposed to explain this to my tote bag
how am I supposed to explain this to my tote bag
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its 3pm and i havent read a daily horoscope which means i am having a great day
ive had a infatuation with brick walls all year and i now know why
ive had a infatuation with brick walls all year and i now know why
i start every saturday night by crushing 6 jasmine green iced teas and staring into the mirror for 4 hours
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the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure
them: how was your july? me: just look at this photo
you might think im clasping my head beacause of something that happened in the baseball game on the tv at the bar but its actually because i was slightly misinterpreted in an email and i feel i have to correct it.
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sometimes. i roll over onto my back. with my feets in the air. but then forget why i did. so i slowly return to my side. and hope no one saw me
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gooooob morning. there are people on the roof. the human says they’re fixing it. but i’m not convinced. please set the household alert level. to light gray
!!! so excited i cannot hide it
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Week of 7/15 in Taurus: You tell people you want to go into a tiny hiding place all by yourself but again, you don’t tell the whole truth. If Tuesday were a sort of meal, it would be dinner. The rest of the week will be an endless dessert.
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ok listen up u little punks. a watch company has mistaken me for an influencer & wants to send me a watch and I need all of you to shut up and play along
im investing in my future when i choose to get in a long bathroom line
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depressing sp*tify scene i've experienced so many times: a song you love randomly starts playing, you think you share something w the person controlling the stereo, which turns out to not b true. the glue of music is no longer glue
i hope one day soon the lightening bug will be able to shine during the day as well as the night
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revisiting one of my favorite children’s books, clifford the big straight boyfriend
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