stoned ape @brainthink2much
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When she says “go deeper” and you have to run to the store to get more meat
That first nut after a monster energy bender
That first nut after a monster energy bender
Big Pharma really did grape flavored drinks dirty. Now every grape drink no matter how good it tastes, always gives medicine vibes #thanksfauci
My coworker singing some Skyrim shit in the office today
If you order food from a kiosk when there is someone at the register and literally no one in line. You’re a psycho
It’s so hot this cheez forming under my nuts is about to turn into a French delicacy 🤌🏻
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Brb about to go make 3 year olds fight in a cage instead of letting them play soccer
Brb about to go make 3 year olds fight in a cage instead of letting them play soccer
Why did the afro-texture hair product the barber had smell like watermelon? Riddle me that.
Yo producer i need a 21 savage X Bridegerton type beat
Just saw a guy wearing a blouse that looks like he stole it from Prince and he had it tucked into grey sweats. Pride month is off to a hot start
If you’re a hoe, you don’t have private parts…you have public parts
“Winning a fight over email is like winning the special Olympics. You’re still retarded.” -my boss
Every state should use taxpayers dollars to create their own “Country Roads”
When you are hitting it from the back and it starts queefing at you, that’s just the pussy blowing you kisses 😘
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