Brooke Corte @brookecorte
Host of Money News on 2GB, 3AW and 4BC. Previously Sky News Business, Sky News and Your Money channel Sydney, Australia Joined March 2011-
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⚠️ ⚠️ Another fake account to watch out for. “brookecortee” Some kind of crypto scam. Please block and report. Many thanks to those who gave me the heads up
6am knock at the door woke the whole family up today…. Wrong day Go back to bed mum #goaussies @Socceroos
Congrats!! Got my copy 🙌🙌
Congrats!! Got my copy 🙌🙌
Weatherman equivalent of @CarsonScott delivering RBA interest rate decisions…? #ausbiz
Weatherman equivalent of @CarsonScott delivering RBA interest rate decisions…? #ausbiz
So incredibly touched by how supportive and excited my @2GB873 colleagues have been for us this week. Thanks guys! She’s home 🥰 2gb.com/we-have-a-name…
Welcome to Life 3.0 — where the robots are coming to take our jobs… maybe. @brookecorte and I speak with global AI pioneer @TobyWalsh in the latest Megatrends podcast 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/meg…
Bringing back memories of cold rooftop crosses in Rome alongside @kochie_online in Nov 2011, covering the Eurozone Debt Crisis. Silvio Berlusconi dramatically resigned just hours after we got off the plane. An incredible work experience I'll never forget.
Bringing back memories of cold rooftop crosses in Rome alongside @kochie_online in Nov 2011, covering the Eurozone Debt Crisis. Silvio Berlusconi dramatically resigned just hours after we got off the plane. An incredible work experience I'll never forget.
Tonight on MONEY NEWS: Markets plunge. ASX will be hammered when it reopens tomorrow. Live to London to @mhewson_CMC QLD, NSW warned of blackouts. Fmr WA Premier Colin Barnett's 2011 policy spared WA from the current east coast pain. What's his solution for the east? Plus ⬇️
Tonight on MONEY NEWS: Markets plunge. ASX will be hammered when it reopens tomorrow. Live to London to @mhewson_CMC QLD, NSW warned of blackouts. Fmr WA Premier Colin Barnett's 2011 policy spared WA from the current east coast pain. What's his solution for the east? Plus ⬇️
On the air now. PRODUCTIVITY. That's the wages conversation we need to have!
On the air now. PRODUCTIVITY. That's the wages conversation we need to have!
Fresh audio🎙great to join @brookecorte and @samstove on the Megatrends podcast, weighing in on NFTs - which I argue are a key part of the new digital infrastructure for copyright. open.spotify.com/episode/7FheZV… #crypto #NFTs #copyright @BlockchainRMIT
Carnage in crypto land! @jessicasier explains it all so well here on Money News. 🙌 #terraluna #bitcoin podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/mon…
What do you call a foursome of finance media mates? Nearly twenty years on… #ausbiz
LISTEN NOW🎧: Jim Lynch, SVP and GM for Autodesk Construction Solutions, chats with Australia’s @2GB873 Radio ‘Money News’ host @brookecorte about how Autodesk is working hand-in-hand with Australia’s construction industry to transition to #NetZero. 🏗️🌱 omny.fm/shows/money-ne…
CEW President @sammostyn spoke to @brookecorte about how universal, quality early education and care can ease costs for families and drive our economy. In the lead up to the election, we’ll be looking closely at each party's plan to address this opportunity.
CEW President @sammostyn spoke to @brookecorte about how universal, quality early education and care can ease costs for families and drive our economy. In the lead up to the election, we’ll be looking closely at each party's plan to address this opportunity.
Always fascinating to chat with Lindsay Partridge 🛠 🧱 🏠
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Will have to check the tape but @PeteWargent is going to buy me a Grange if the official cash rate is 3.1% or higher in August 2023. A great night with Pepperstone last night. With @NadineBlayney and Bob Carr. And Pete. And @ChrisWeston_PS and his team.
This is what Breakfast TV brain (read: lack of sleep) looks like! … Yes, that is my car key 🤦🏻♂️ #ProducerLyf
@brookecorte and @lukewinchester9 just FYI, have received messages from scammers impersonating your accounts . I’ve reported them both, thought you’d want to know. Have an awesome day! 💪❤️
@cmkusher @ElysseMorgan sorry to report but it gets worse. Nek minnit TimeZone
@brookecorte You’re missed on Money News, look forward to hearing you on air when you return.
shout out to the man who catcalled me from his truck as he drove up from behind and then caught a side view and yelled “oh my god, I’m sorry!” as he sped past. making the most of this fleeting opportunity to dress like a jump scare for sexual harassers.
@TMFScottP whenever i don’t have an answer I usually say “lots of moving parts” and quickly change subject
Too hot for a human to mow the lawns, too hot for a robot too it seems.. Edward not having a bar of it today.
Some BBC Dad content since the 6th anniversary of the original video was last Friday. Marion had a singing performance this past weekend, so we got some nice family pictures. Thanks again to all of you who follow me bc of the video. My family and I flattered by your kindness.
Wow. Started @CNN Nov. '01. Amazing 21+ years. Thanks to all who followed me. Gonna take Twitter break for a bit. But looking forward to what's next. I'll leave you with a song that came out just before I began here. Bye. But only for now. This is NOT it. youtube.com/watch?v=RHrGj1…
I meant this as a positive message of hope for nervous expectant parents but now - five weeks more sleep deprived and packing for Tresillian for four nights of baby sleep school - I feel the tiiiiiniest bit less bright and shiny 😂
When I was pregnant I was surprised by how negative people are to mums-to-be. I was constantly told I’d never sleep again; how emotional and gruelling it would be. We’re 8 weeks in. Why did no one tell me about the love bubble, the utter joy or that I’d want to freeze time? 😍
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The Lifeline Bookfest in Brisbane at 8 o’clock in the morning. Mum has packed a flask of coffee, sandwiches and has a colour co-ordinated list of 300 titles she’s looking for. Wish us luck.
@johnnicolay Season 7 Episode 5 was almost entirely recorded with my shirt off (I was in iso and recording under a blanket so got very hot). Doesn’t seem to have moved the needle.
Haven’t driven a car all year! So I thought I’d go with something nice 😂 but in all seriousness - we parked the EV these holidays because 1) I didn’t want to get boned lining up to charge like a lot of others on major routes and 2) the air conditioning in…
@TomSaundersABC When will she be legless? I want an exact date