Josh Paetzel @bsdunix4ever
FreeBSD, guns, fast cars, loud music, good beer. Danbury, WI Joined March 2011-
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Oh @Ford my Expedition made it 3 summers before needing $1800 in A/C repairs. #notsogood
BSD UNIX Mopar Car Club: “Real men don’t wear tuxes or bowties.”
Maybe tonight I’ll get the lab set up. Discovered one of the switches isn’t booting so have to figure that out.
We’re moving. Living at the new house. Last night I powered off the lab and loaded it in the truck. Did not set it back up and the new house yet. It’s been 12 hours and I’m twitchy.
It’s going to be really hard to date artificial intelligence robots in 30 years when they all have indexes of what you said about them on Twitter.
I finally got the time to finish the man page. reviews.freebsd.org/D15307
People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
“You let us take the gear shift. The engine. The route. Then, the wheel. Pretty soon the only illusory lever you’ll have left to control the world around you will be your words,” Cortana effused in pause, “and then only to beg.”
*leaves social media, covers webcam with tape, installs encryption software, resets passwords, dons tinfoil hat* Try and spy on me now! *ad for Reynolds Wrap pops up in my browser* SON OF A
The high point of today is an amazon delivery with a new tothbrush, a fluke multimeter, and shop vac filters.
FreeBSD on vmware user? svnweb.freebsd.org/changeset/port… is relevent. #FreeBSD
I was searching for a bug the other day and came upon the C construct: if (!strcmp(buf, “blah blah”) == ‘0’ ... and I died a little on the inside. Right after I puked in my mouth a bit but before all of my dog’s hair fell out.
True UNIX Confessions: I once named a pcap “out” so that when I FTPd it I could type put out. #yesimstillimmature
True UNIX confessions: I’ve never used tar to write to or read from a tape drive directly.
True UNIX confessions: I made peace with the fact Linux won the UNIX wars. Commercial UNIX’s are mostly gone and BSD got to stay sane.
True UNIX Confession: I secretly think people who don’t know how to use xargs must be UNIX novices.
True UNIX Confessions: I cringe every time I see cat | grep but can’t get myself out of the habit of find | xargs

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