Bartłomiej Płotka @bwplotka
Senior SWE TL @Google | ex Principal @RedHat | @ThanosMetrics @PrometheusIO | CNCF TAG Observability TL | Efficient Go 📖 @OReillyMedia bwplotka.dev London, England Joined October 2015-
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Which reminds me... CFP is still open until 17th May! sessionize.com/gophercon-uk-2…
Which reminds me... CFP is still open until 17th May! sessionize.com/gophercon-uk-2…
Friday morning errands: book tickets to @gopherconuk! 🙌🎉
Potentially controversial, but a habit of mine that I think more people should do when writing production code is opening a PR with the _first_ commit you make. Don't wait to open it when everything's done and perfect. Let me tell you why. If you're doing OSS, this might not…
HTTP *Request* Content Negotiation: What are popular POST/PUT protocols you know that have some sort of negotiation on both the *request* type and encodings? (: rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9110.ht… We want to try to use in @PrometheusIO Remote Write, so checking what other solution do!
Being gentle and fearless, at the same time, makes so much difference.
Perfectionism at its essence is just trying to please a critical parent. It was an impossible task then, and it still is now.
Please don't hire Artur yet. He is too productive in OSS now. Let us have this energy through a few months! 😜
Please don't hire Artur yet. He is too productive in OSS now. Let us have this energy through a few months! 😜
Today's the day! No, not just the release of Taylor Swift's new album -- My book "Mastering Prometheus" from @PacktPublishing is officially out! Order now from Amazon: a.co/d/hDGIpCx
This book is ultimately my way of giving back to the amazing @PrometheusIO community. So many incredible people like @bwplotka, Ben Kochie, @juliusvolz, @SimonHiker, and more have been incredible inspirations to me both directly and indirectly.
New blog post is out! My thoughts on #ThanosCon, we organized, with @ThanosMetrics community and @CloudNativeFdn, during the last @KubeCon_ Perhaps interesting if you plan to attend, speak in, sponsor or organize a co-located event yourself! 🤗 bwplotka.dev/2024/thanoscon…
Following my post on why observability costs so much, a new post on whether you really need to store all that telemetry. Check it out! mattklein123.dev/2024/04/10/do-…
I don't know... that if err != nil statement looked awfully similar.... 🤔🤔🤔
As a developer, do you develop yourself?
I realized that taking meetings (let's say 1:1s) while having a walk, without video is... game changer🙈 Much less exhaustive and natural!
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When colleagues complain my handover project is in Rust
The first release candidate for @PrometheusIO v2.52.0 is out! Please try it out and let us know of any bugs or performance regressions! github.com/prometheus/pro…
TIL Microsoft maintains their own fork of Go to build FIPS 140-2 compliant applications. github.com/microsoft/go
A video explaining the internals of the recently open-sourced Elastic Profiling agent (the artist formerly known as prodfiler): youtu.be/4zEpvNJ8r4I Thank you @athre0z for giving the talk, and @rperry_ !
Best podcast episode about the passion of software development. stackoverflow.blog/podcast/ Dr. Richard Hipp, creator of SQLite.
Pleasure is listening to the sensations of your body. If you are trying to get there instead of allowing it to be there, it doesn't work.
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Who wants to become a reviewer for my future “data structures and algorithms in Go” book?
@bwplotka Ohhhh maybe I'll go for it with my tinygo home project
Mitchell handles criticism extremely well.
@adamhjk I listened to this one! Just a couple points from me: You said I didn't like Chef! That's not true and I hope I never said that. I used Chef for at least 3 years before I started using Puppet (and for about the same amount of time). You know better than anyone that Chef was the…
When people are thinking in a binary way. Right and wrong. Good and Bad. Left or right. Then their mind is in fear and not to be trusted.
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I find it interesting that some people publicly admit to squatting domain names for a living and proudly share how much money they've made with it. To me that's like boasting that you just robbed an old grandma on the street and excitedly yelling how much you stole from her.
@bwplotka @PrometheusIO Yes, TLS 1.3 didn't yet remove negotiation fully, just massively simplified it. blog.cloudflare.com/rfc-8446-aka-t…
Another thought experiment: ML training really doesn't care about the precise ordering of the training data. In fact, random shuffling may even be beneficial. But all computing infrastructure pays a heavy price to bring the data to you in deterministic order. How much...