Mat Ryer @matryer
Comedy • Music • @VowlGame • Building things at @grafana • Indoor enthusiast • Music • Podcaster • @GoTimeFM • https://t.co/O21mwMMGUt London, UK Joined April 2009-
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As they should be. They’ve made the world less safe with their misinformation and algorithms that drive a specific kind of person towards it. It’s fine when it’s videos of kittens, but it isn’t videos of kittens.
As they should be. They’ve made the world less safe with their misinformation and algorithms that drive a specific kind of person towards it. It’s fine when it’s videos of kittens, but it isn’t videos of kittens.
Amazing Paul McCartney Medley! (sound on)
If you like stupid jokes, follow Friz. No I shouldn’t call them that really.
If you like stupid jokes, follow Friz. No I shouldn’t call them that really.
Filmmakers would be thrilled to be included.
Filmmakers would be thrilled to be included.
I used someone’s computer but the scroll was reserved so I just went home.
I remember as a kid thinking ‘are you sure about this?’
I remember as a kid thinking ‘are you sure about this?’
This is a #golang backend with a @sveltejs frontend using @tailwindcss.
This is a #golang backend with a @sveltejs frontend using @tailwindcss.
Startup idea: Hahalarm Alarm that plays clips of comedians to detect intruders.
Woah, this has had 83K views. Tip: if you want to do a talk that gets lots of hits, do it ages ago. I still believe all this stuff btw. #golang youtube.com/watch?v=5DVV36…
We had a lot of fun retro-fitting a song into our much shorter theme tune. We wanted it to feel like this song always existed and the theme tune was pulled from IT. I set myself the challenge to see how long we could hold off before the main guitar riff. youtube.com/watch?v=eFnV53…
For those of you missing #TheCompany - here’s @matryer
This time tomorrow you will be on your final journey with us.
This time tomorrow you will be on your final journey with us.
I guess he IS anti-woke
inanc @inancgumus
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44 Followers 1 Following Daily word game. Play now: https://t.co/4CnTMg5pd5 By @matryerPaul Watson @paul_c_watson
20K Followers 2K Following Ex-youngest international manager in world (sort of). Wrote Up Pohnpei, owned Mongolian team. False Economy podcast and half of @SweeperPod.@CharliePlusCat @matryer If I had to choose one complaint about the world, "why haven't more people seen Operation Mincemeat" isn't first on the list, but admittedly it probably is top ten. So I support this message.
@matryer I’m also advocating for it because it’s brilliant. You may have to kidnap the ever busy Watson though, it’s probably your only hope.
I LOVE London! Lived there for years while filming & our 1st child was born there, in St. John's Wood. I wholeheartedly support Sadiq Khan for Mayor on May 2. He’s been a driving force in cleaning up London’s air & choosing #HopeOverFear For a fairer, safer & greener London,…
Tbf, having a penchant for galactic conquest, I was never counting on the Jedi vote.
I LOVE London! Lived there for years while filming & our 1st child was born there, in St. John's Wood. I wholeheartedly support Sadiq Khan for Mayor on May 2. He’s been a driving force in cleaning up London’s air & choosing #HopeOverFear For a fairer, safer & greener London,…
Meta is being investigated by EU regulators for the spread of disinformation on its platforms Facebook and Instagram. The inquiry is intended to pressure the tech giant to do more ahead of the EU's elections in June. nyti.ms/3Wg1E4p
@matryer @HareComedy Nah, that just flashed up a message that said ‘Suck it up, computer nerd’, sorry
Personally I think more people should complain to Mat Ryer when things don’t work. Send him some complaints if you’d like.
@Louie_JW_ @HareComedy Maybe you could try going into your Settings and turn off ‘Complain to Mat Ryer when things don’t work’?
@matryer Sorry that autocorrected from "thanks so much! I'll check that out later. Really appreciate the help." 😳 (Sorry, thanks.)
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Alright. @matryer - I challenge you to a suitable UK version.
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ICYMI, here's my latest effort for JOE
Donald Trump seeks advice from an old friend as the Stormy Daniels hush money trial gets underway.
Donald Trump seeks advice from an old friend as the Stormy Daniels hush money trial gets underway.
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Writer of Such Brave Girls, Kat Sadler, is awarded the Emerging Talent: Fiction BAFTA. 👏 #BAFTACraftAwards
Another fabulous Brexit benefit… for Ireland. Well done everyone. Such a good idea to listen to that wise man, Farage. Ireland reaps €700m bonanza from customs duties on GB goods theguardian.com/business/2024/…
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Making Chicken Biryani in olive oil for my White European friends. Something inside me broke today.