Caroline Hayes @c_m_hayes
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” Joined December 2011-
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I have to wait until my sister gets her licence before I can get my permit???¿¿??? This is bullshit?????
"I hate Atlanta. No wonder Sherman burned it" my mom doesn't handle road rage well
i have to sneeze but i just ate granola. this has been a dayquil update
It's the 16th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. I'm having a moment's silence over my keyboard. I hated killing some of those people.
“Maybe if I just ignore my split ends for a few more months” is how every horror movie should begin. #trendyproblems
I would much rather swan dive into a wood chipper than revise this research paper again
In what world is it appropriate for a professor to tell me not to pout? #swerve
SO to my english prof for making me print out all 200+ pages of sources for my research paper. Someone clearly never read the The Lorax...
Continuously Shamed by the Existance of Child Prodigies and Other Emotional Traumas #titlesformyautobiography
I'm googling the pros and cons of hedgehogs as pets instead of doing my homework so basically I'm ready for summer break
If I went back in time and told my 10 year old self how excited my adult self will be to go to bed bath & beyond I think I'd get spit on
How long can a person live on an easy mac based diet? Asking for a friend.
"The next thing I tweet I'll tag you in" here ya go @KaileyBoyer
ADD: The Musical with hit songs "Will I Ever Sleep Again?", "Is This A Heart Attack?", and "Who Cares! Let's Make Bottle Rockets!"
Outbreaks of herpes and lice just in time for spring prospects to score some sweet souvenirs #committowitt2015

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