Hayley @calllmebigpapa

known for my work on the virtual farming application Hayday// gamer tag - 50 Shades of Hay(ley). she/her Joined June 2012

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Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya

3 years ago

How TF you accidentally kill 5 million bees we are DOOMED

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Hayley @calllmebigpapa

4 years ago

like this tweet for a roast

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maybe: elle @somanyelles

4 years ago

explaining to my boyfriend the twists and turns of reality dating shows he refuses to watch

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Trooper Ben @TrooperBenKHP

4 years ago

I'm not wasting any time this summer, I want it all. Hikes, walks, lake days, camping, fastening #seatbelts for a country drive. I'm OUTSIDEEE.

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the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"

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jacky @JackWilliamRtF

4 years ago

cannot wait to have a little fourth grade child and show them Napoleon Dynamite be like "this came out when i was your age and it was my favorite movie in the world" and for them to be like this is the worst piece of shit in the world dad i hate you

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top mind @someduckingguy

4 years ago

everybody should quit their jobs and just start hanging out

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ሪሻን @risharkie

4 years ago

the CDC:

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

4 years ago

the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time

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♡graciepoo♡ @9wacie

4 years ago

how tf is the customer always right? like i’m the one that was trained to work here😭

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The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake

4 years ago

soup party where everyone brings one ingredient to throw in the oversized cauldron

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Hayley @calllmebigpapa

4 years ago

today marks the 42nd anniversary of when grandma was tragically run over by a reindeer

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

4 years ago

Cost for one vial of insulin in 1996: $21 Cost for one vial of insulin in 2018: $320 Does anyone really think that makes any sense? No, it’s barbaric.

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Hayley @calllmebigpapa

4 years ago

My cat and I have a bond I swear we communicate without talkin

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from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey

4 years ago

that is not a “glow up” you were 9 and now you are 19.

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The Dodo @dodo

4 years ago

Watch this sweet pig comfort his little girl when she's sad ❤️

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As Told By Kaki @astoldbykaki

4 years ago

I work at a food bank, and I spend a lot of time at food pantries and food distributions. I get asked all the time, "do you think people LIE and come to get food if they don't really NEED it?" 👀 My short answer is: no. My long answer is: (thread)