Cap’n Brunch Actual™️ @capnbrunchusa
Emotionally Unavailable, Morally Flexible Shammer. I dodged bullets so I can board planes first and eat for free on Veterans Day. Not a member of the UniParty… Currently living in exile Joined January 2016-
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🚨 New polling shows Donald Trump is leading @JoeBiden 46-45% in Washington state, which hasn’t been won by a Republican since 1984.
RESPECT! In 2017, retired Marine staff sergeant Jose Sanchez, who lost part of his left leg in Afghanistan, ran the entire Boston Marathon carrying an American flag! Thank you for your service This is America I love 🇺🇸
'I'm Sorry I Have To Do This,' Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman buff.ly/3UfQw4V
57 Muslim countries' foreign ministers met in Saudi Arabia today and voted upon taking Palestinian refugees to resolve the issue. The results are: 46 countries politely voted, "No" 11 countries voted non politely, "No Fucking Way"
I believe in a LIMITED government, not NO government. It's common sense.
START THE COURT MARTIAL PROCEEDINGS: DC National Guard Whistleblower Alleges Trump’s Commander-in-Chief Powers Were Revoked by Military Brass During January 6 Capitol Riot via @gatewaypundit thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/start-…
Congratulations to the 2024 #SullivanCup winning crews! 🏆 TANK SSG David Riddick, SGT Joshua Owen, SPC Seth Carter, & SPC Noah Eddings, @278THACR, ARNG BRADLEY SSG James Brown, SPC William Walker, & SPC Jeffrey Nickelson, @1stCavalryDiv, Fort Cavazos, Texas. #ARMORWEEK
So the research Fauci still claims was not Gain of Function has a letter attached saying the research has a “waiver” from the gain of function pause? Anybody smell something fishy here?
So the research Fauci still claims was not Gain of Function has a letter attached saying the research has a “waiver” from the gain of function pause? Anybody smell something fishy here?
Man who yelled racist comment at Rep. Byron Donald’s unmasked as Georgetown Professor Zein El-Amine. The professor shouted “How much is AIPAC paying you, you race traitor.” He works as an Adjunct Lecturer for the university. 🎥 @DailyCaller
Sushi & Bourbon. It’s can’t get much better
We are not a serious country.
If there is no gun loop hole show then EXPLAIN THIS! The only reason to do this is to sell guns without a background check! And I don’t wanna hear about your 2nd Commandment! WHEN WILL CONGRESS ACT?!
For anyone who thinks Patriot Front are a real group and totally not feds, this is what happens when you get arrested while wearing a mask if you're not a fed.
For anyone who thinks Patriot Front are a real group and totally not feds, this is what happens when you get arrested while wearing a mask if you're not a fed.
GM. Friday. Kick the tires and light the fires. Let’s fuckin go.
He’s going to miss his shift at Starbucks
He’s going to miss his shift at Starbucks
Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson
345K Followers 22K Following Husband, Dad, Speaker, Author, Pilot, Former Carrier of the Nuke Football. @RedState Columnist. NYT Bestselling author x 2. DM for speaking and media requests.
Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey
390K Followers 5K Following Author: Unbroken Bonds of Battle, @foxnation: Outdoors, Patriots Playlist. Ret: brick mason, forklift operator, Marine. @bootcampaign hee/haw
RedDevil 😈 @Snakeeater36
47K Followers 2K Following . #MvrderCvlt overlord. Infamous long range mormon (but not a precision shooter), M4 pilot, gatekeeper, sterile dressing user
🇺🇸 Mike Davis �.. @mrddmia
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Nanorsm @Nanorsm9GxL6
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HildaBurns @2tx3z8FCvSHCT7
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Emilie-rose Chalker @ChalkerEmi73969
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Adam DeRito @AdamDeRito
855 Followers 3K Following Civil Affairs Intel Analyst & Sky Soldier 🪂 Advocacy Consultant ⚖️ CO 🏔️ Unapologetic Conservative Catholic 🐘✝️ Military Justice Reformer
Zahra Staunton @ZStaunt
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Elisa Valles @VallesElis52746
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Noredought @Noredought4WGE
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Kelly Lommel @KellyLomme9386
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Angel. @angel5566221
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Chuck Layton @clayton5336
288 Followers 123 Following RR track jumping absolutist. Goldcorp banana lab. Trying to find humor in everything. #USMC I to R for RD2024
Bridget Milbourne @BridgetMil89936
79 Followers 5K Following
Rorezue @rorezue18464
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afternoontealife @afternoonteali1
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Dorinda Buckhanon @DBuckhanon82229
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Adriana Shaw @AdrianaSha99649
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Deeann Geil @DeeannGeil19714
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Jackson Stewart @Jackson71687604
286 Followers 94 Following Grouchy old retired conservative bastard! NO DM’S!!!
Dylan Oktavec @dyla_oktav
67 Followers 5K Following
Elon Reeve Musk @musk_elon256
86 Followers 5K Following CEO♦️SpaceX 🚀 Early-stage investor Chief Product Architect Tesla 🚘, inc
Franchesca Wise @Franchesca39565
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Octavia Feeser @OctavFees
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Oberon Kenobi 🟦 @LibertarianGay2
2K Followers 3K Following Kansan living in Texas, USAF Vet, Christian, Constitutional Conservative, Married, Gay, adult male #chiefskingdom #alwaysroyal #rockchalkjayhawk #rolltide
Hugo Blair 🏳️.. @HugoBlair2
276 Followers 535 Following I stand with justice and common sense. I think Democrats nowadays are corrupted. I can speak English and Mandarin. VIVEK 2024.
Kynzi @outcaster479
767 Followers 479 Following They say: You're an acquired taste. Thanks, I know :) #MAGA #Bowler
Dr. G. Russian Bot @overitall69
4K Followers 1K Following 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 Gulag survivor. CNN+ contributor. Privileged prostate possessor and enpenised individual. homosexual. Doctor like Jill Biden: not a real doctor.
Andy 𝕏 @Tea_n_biscuit
714 Followers 2K Following
ThePersistence @ScottPresler
1.5M Followers 50K Following I helped defeat Hillary, Cheney, & organized the Baltimore cleanup. My goal is to make Joe Biden a one-term president. Check out ➡️ @EarlyVoteAction
Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC
715K Followers 1K Following Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Host of ‘I’m Right’ on The First. Anti-Communist. World Famous Author.
Marjorie Taylor Green.. @mtgreenee
1.1M Followers 2K Following Congresswoman for GA-14, Christian, Mom, Small Business Owner, Proud American 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-Trump https://t.co/S8mJPFXYX0
Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson
345K Followers 22K Following Husband, Dad, Speaker, Author, Pilot, Former Carrier of the Nuke Football. @RedState Columnist. NYT Bestselling author x 2. DM for speaking and media requests.
Lisa Boothe 🇺🇸 @LisaMarieBoothe
853K Followers 3K Following 📺 @FoxNews | 🎙 The Truth with Lisa Boothe @iHeartradio
Joey Jones @Johnny_Joey
390K Followers 5K Following Author: Unbroken Bonds of Battle, @foxnation: Outdoors, Patriots Playlist. Ret: brick mason, forklift operator, Marine. @bootcampaign hee/haw
RedDevil 😈 @Snakeeater36
47K Followers 2K Following . #MvrderCvlt overlord. Infamous long range mormon (but not a precision shooter), M4 pilot, gatekeeper, sterile dressing user
Dean Cain @RealDeanCain
775K Followers 2K Following Father. Filmmaker. Freedom. Family. Tweet only what I'd say to your face. RT≠endorsement. Truth, Justice, and the American Way. 🇺🇸
Braxton McCoy (wolf a.. @braxton_mccoy
63K Followers 1K Following Colt Starter | Guide | Wrote a book about being wounded in Ramadi called "The Glass Factory". The tweet you're mad at was probably a joke // Snitch tag = block
Kelley Paul @KelleyAshbyPaul
110K Followers 479 Following Author of True and Constant Friends and co-author of The Case Against Socialism. Happily married to @RandPaul since 1990 and mother of three sons.
Jay’V @JayVTheGreat
12K Followers 1K Following To Observe. To Question. To Understand. | 🚫🐑 | Make Common Sense Common Again | Opinions my own.
Lindsey Blair @pynkdiamond76
2K Followers 851 Following Mom of 4, Sassy Southerner. Please don't be an asshole because we already know what's coming out of your mouth. comments are not always mine #swilley.
Goose @GooseGoblin12
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Kirsten Usman @KirstenUsman
5K Followers 4K Following Dark fantasy author. Angel by day. Demon by night. Occasional lawyer.
Domestic Goddess Beks.. @BeksWineWhiskey
6K Followers 2K Following 🐹•NSFW•Rural Untouchable•Commies aren’t people•Pagan•Go outside•Do it until your mascara runs•Always remember Ben;🫶🏻💜💔 @koathedogtn sub/missive
Kirsty 💙🤍💛 @KirstyLUFC
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stopidahorinos @stopidahorinos
2K Followers 348 Following We are a small group of Idahoans who can spot California-style liberals from a mile away. Opinions are our own.
Kynzi @outcaster479
767 Followers 479 Following They say: You're an acquired taste. Thanks, I know :) #MAGA #Bowler
❤️ @coffee_movies41
5K Followers 5K Following It's Renae! ! #USMC Veteran '01-'05! #Conservative #Pureblood #1A #2A! I love HUMOR! Mean people will be blocked. No DM's, please. 🌹🥀
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.8M Followers 74 Following Welcome to the positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
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6K Followers 6K Following Snarky vet. Wrecking ball. If you want stories, I have stories, but you’ll have to drag them out of me. I do things in my state for people.
NorCalMela @mela30
226 Followers 846 Following Mom of two amazing grown ups. Unapologetic Trump supporter. First vote cast was for Reagan. Family is everything. Ready.
Brandy @LibertyBelle208
826 Followers 1K Following Unapologetic liberty lover and freedom warrior. Recently retired, 57th generation tater with an extra side of sass.
El Greco @AGiannas
19K Followers 21K Following Antonis. Posting articles with humor - and kindergarten fables. IT Engineer. Let's race to renewable energy
Monika @MonikaMusing
6K Followers 5K Following #Catholic #conservative #CounterCulture Talking politics, faith, family, gardening, dogs, food & drink. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Charity: @AidForWomen
Mishee Mckee @mishee_mckee
3K Followers 5K Following Love is as painful as it is beautiful . #Chillinthemostcruise#MAGA/SaskGirl@Heart#TRUMP2024
DD @chaosinateacup
8K Followers 885 Following 40+, Brummie, Mom, work & study, lover of music & taking far too many photos. Trying to live my best life in this crazy world. Under no duty to reply to DMs
Amala Ekpunobi @amalaekpunobi
113K Followers 230 Following
Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain
18K Followers 5K Following not an official Army account | I tweet about the Army and dad things | Dad to a toddler who loves TV shows I hate (except Bluey) | views are my own, not DoD.
Kate 🐬 @Margarita890
3K Followers 892 Following I’m a coffee drinking, outlaw country listening, kickboxing kinda girl 🤘🏻Y’all like that Lynyrd Skynyrd?🦅 Bob Seger forever 🤘🏻🎶
🇺🇸 MAGA Michell.. @MAGAMichelleS69
63K Followers 6K Following 🇺🇸M🇺🇸A🇺🇸G🇺🇸A Independent. Un-vaccinated and free! 💪🏻. NO random DM’s please.🖕Ukraine. Sarcastic a lot. Pronouns BITE/ME
Jake Lanigan 🇱🇷.. @Jake12015
5K Followers 4K Following Christian/God and Country. MAGA 🇺🇸Love God with all your ❤️ Love your Neighbor as Yourself Speak Truth Always.
Lee Greenwood @TheLeeGreenwood
58K Followers 1K Following The Official @X for Grammy, ACM, & CMA award-winning country artist Lee Greenwood
Maggie Butera @MAGGSBUTERA
60 Followers 16 Following Graphic Designer & Photographer for social, political, and economic issues
Magical Trevor (Meme .. @MagaMemeWizard
31K Followers 755 Following "The Wizard" Check out Meme TV! https://t.co/LLpXTv3uDI Part of Trump's Online War Machine! #DilleyMemeTeam #Dilley300 Pronouns are: 🤡/🌎
Mary Tiles Texas 👷.. @dippindottt
10K Followers 523 Following I work Construction. 🧰 History Buff. 📚Sometimes I play Video Games. 🎮If you can’t take a joke, not the place for you. ❄️
Loz @lozharo67
5K Followers 2K Following Married 💜Taken😄Dream big & Travel✈️music🎵cocktails 🍸Collingwood🤍🖤Melbourne Storm 💜Wigan warriors 🍒🤍 Raiders 🤍🖤 Leafs 🍁💙 🇹🇹 🇦🇺 NO BOTS OR PORN
OSINTdefender @sentdefender
1.1M Followers 801 Following Open Source Intelligence Monitor focused on Europe and Conflicts across the World. RT ≠ Endorsement. Want to Support my Work? https://t.co/PcUbewvWPr
maddie @maddie_spagnola
9K Followers 524 Following I love the Chicago White Sox, Chicago Bears, but more importantly Derrick Rose and that is all I tweet about. @SoxOn35th
Hannah Barron @HannahBarron96_
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Task & Purpose @TaskandPurpose
84K Followers 115 Following News, culture, and analysis by and for the military community. Talk to us at [email protected] or slide into our DMs.
Dr. Interracial 🇺�.. @billysandytodd
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Zeek Arkham 🇺🇸 @ZeekArkham
320K Followers 4K Following The Notorious C.W.A. Pronouns: bruh/brutha. Host of Reasonable Suspicion podcast. Conservatarian. #backtheblue #alllivesmatter
Queen Petty Lex @QueenPettyLex
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Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente
3.1M Followers 2K Following El Presidente. I invented Barstool Sports. Owner of #DDTG Global. A DraftKings Man. 2 time bee sting survivor. I picked FDU moneyline
Beard Vet @Beard_Vet
115K Followers 11K Following Est. 2017 Coffee and Beards. Ultra MAGA... USMC 0811 C 1/10, DAV Lifetime Member. World Champion Best Coffee Award
Laraine Newman @larainenewman
104K Followers 691 Following Founding member of The Groundlings Original cast member of Saturday Night Live. Cellulite model. Raver who lives for the drop.
Kathy Valentine @Kathy_Valentine
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Susanna Hoffs @SusannaHoffs
200K Followers 470 Following Founding member of The Bangles. I like to make things.
ULTRA Gay Biker DAD @AnotherHomoCon
12K Followers 3K Following Homosexual Man. Not gay or queer. Not here to be your daddy. I’m your Dad. 1A 2A absolutist. Simp for bikes, guns, cigars, and patriots! 🇺🇸💪 Getta/Warrant
Annie @AnnettePrestia
8K Followers 230 Following • I start every conversation with: "As a woman..." • I'm half Latina so if you disagree with any of my tweets you're 50% racist
Bud Gibson @TheReconCast
3K Followers 465 Following Just an average guy who researches some of the most interesting men on the planet! MACV-SOG/FORCE RECON Researcher- Producer of The Reconnaissance CastRand and I enjoyed meeting the great football player and champion of medical freedom @AaronRodgers12 yesterday at the Kentucky Oaks races!
Every episode of star wars including the original trilogy is trash
@libsoftiktok Tomorrow six Austin-area neighborhoods are voting on de-annexing from the city. Even Austin can't get away from Austin fast enough.
Believe in yourself like tourist believe they can pet a buffalo
May is Asian-American Month. My wife and youngest son Jeff...... #korean #asianamericanmonth
Ahahaha, The University of South Florida straight up carpet bombed them with tear gas. This is how it’s done, Ivy League
Not remotely ready for life in the SEC
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
This poor guy. Can you even imagine?
AOC snapped at her fiancé when he tried to put his arm around her. This happened after a pro-Hamas extremist told her “people in Gaza don’t get a moment of peace and neither do people like you.”
My wife has our thermostat set to 80 degrees, prisons have better conditions than this
When i say im going to call you later, I don’t mean today, I mean later in life
Larry is gone, but I will find another senior dog to adopt. Not to replace him. That cannot be done. But to honor him, and increase the pack that is waiting for me when I am called home. God is good.
Fermented red habaneros blended with mangos and red wine vinegar. It’s sweet and salty and very hot.🔥
"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
"Nothing" is exactly right, stay the fuck away
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