chris clarke @chris_clarke5

Joined July 2011

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

3 years ago

I’m never the one to joke on another niggas stroke, Pause. But if he talking about 2 hours of just intercourse, then that’s just outrageous. You ain’t got shit to do??

𝙆✰𝙡𝙗𝙞𝙚 @Kolbieexo

3 years ago

I’m never the one to joke on another niggas stroke, Pause. But if he talking about 2 hours of just intercourse, then that’s just outrageous. You ain’t got shit to do??

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

I was drinking from the hose in my backyard as a child. My immune system is indestructible

MaltLiquorPapi @LowkeyBrilliant

4 years ago

I was drinking from the hose in my backyard as a child. My immune system is indestructible

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

My job talking about going back into the office in January 😩

maxine maxine. 🇬🇩📚🍉✨ @mminthecity

4 years ago

My job talking about going back into the office in January 😩

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

It’s hilarious how easy it is for guys to become friends. Ran into this random dude on the elevator for the second time, and we just exchanged numbers tryna kick it soon lmaooo

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

My Uber ride was absolute chaos. I know my driver finna fine the hell outta me for something

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

I was walking up the stairs at the Royals game and this little girl looked right into my soul and gave me the finger. Absolute monster of a child

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Sive @sivemorten

6 years ago

I always told people I met Michael Jackson, 😒 But now that I found the picture, Maann wtf🤦🏽‍♂ Who the fuck was this🤨😧😑😤

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

Work nigga?? Lmaoo construction workers and shit be exhausted, but office workers still be tired

Jarred @_okjarred

4 years ago

Work nigga?? Lmaoo construction workers and shit be exhausted, but office workers still be tired

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Binge Thinker @Datfoowilly

4 years ago

Lmfaoo

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chris clarke @chris_clarke5

4 years ago

I’m not traumatized, but there’s one dream that I still remember from when I was like 6-7. My cousin had axes for hands and he just murked the whole fam lmaooo

𝒯𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒶 @alillupii

4 years ago

I’m not traumatized, but there’s one dream that I still remember from when I was like 6-7. My cousin had axes for hands and he just murked the whole fam lmaooo