Christopher Robin @chris_robin79
Famous unicorn molester, expert procrastinator, nihilist. medium.com/@crsarmy7 Joined March 2022-
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I'm still not sure what to use any social media for since I'm not really selling anything. So here's this...
Alright, stop. Collaborate and listen. Apparently this haircut is back for a new generation. Something... grabs a hold of me tightly. Flows like lightning through my aging, uh, ticker.
I decided to reengage on Twitter, and the algorithm told me to interact with more posts to prove I'm not a robot. Your mama was a snowblower.
I spent my Friday pretending my cat was Godzilla. Very happy with the result.
When my kids get a little out of control, I tell them they're "getting crazy with the Cheez Whiz". They look at me like I'm insane, and I realize that song is 30 years old.
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy link.medium.com/sXIOqRebRIb @CarlosGarbiras
It's the most wonderful time of the year...
After taking the kids for an appointment, my wife announced her intention to stop at Target. When I asked her why, she said, "Because 𝙔𝙊𝙐 needed kitty litter." I need lots of things. That's not one of them.
A short story about marriage: Spouse 1: *Does anything Spouse 2: Wrong
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My kind inner monologue: "Stop the negative self-talk, asshole."
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