Chris Cook @chriscook2
Oppo sit down. Satire in @thisisrobotbutt, @GreenerPastSat, @HumorDarling, @Havencomedy, etc. Oh and @untimed_down. untimeddown.com Chicago, IL Joined March 2009-
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Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
Took an edible and watching my first wrestling show in 25 years AMA #WrestleMania
Kanye was the second gunman
Wondering if I need to scribble up a darker sequel @GreenerPastSat medium.com/greener-pastur…
Wondering if I need to scribble up a darker sequel @GreenerPastSat medium.com/greener-pastur…
Wild to have “as” for a middle name
Wild to have “as” for a middle name
Fully and completely pissing my pants in solidarity with all of the New Years Eve Times Square dwellers
If you haven’t seen the Kim Kardashian Santa Baby music video just close your eyes and imagine Christmas with a magical sprinkle of decaying corpse
Me when I overdo it at the bakery
I stand with Jude Law; justice for the lower budget productions like Star Wars.
I stand with Jude Law; justice for the lower budget productions like Star Wars.
Thanksgiving in a horny Mormon household
Can’t believe that new Target theme song was in Wicked
Honestly dying on #ElectionDay sounds primo
Honestly dying on #ElectionDay sounds primo
Six year old me jacked up watching Craig T. Nelson lead the Minnesota State University Screaming Eagles to victory in the 1994 Pioneer Bowl
Six year old me jacked up watching Craig T. Nelson lead the Minnesota State University Screaming Eagles to victory in the 1994 Pioneer Bowl
Why is Kamala ducking the fact checkers and journos over at Talk Tuah
My God, they’re eating Simone Biles and Jamies Winston.
My God, they’re eating Simone Biles and Jamies Winston.
Probably by praising sexual predators or Hitler
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Linting Lin @lin_linting
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Anna Puta @Anna_kushu
361 Followers 199 Following To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
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33 Followers 4K Following When people forget the basic common sense that "two plus two equals four", it's time to get out.
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Mary @Mary19840722
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Jus Kap @jus_kap
455 Followers 782 Following Humor writer. EIC of @bahstonaccent. relatable words in @mcsweeneys @harddrivemag @realpunknews @slackjawhumor🏳️🌈 (he/him) opinions my own
The Needling @TheNeedling
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Malt! @MALTSCHLITZMANN
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𝙃𝙐𝙈𝙊𝙍 ... @HumorDarling
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Catherine Manett @CatherineManett
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The Second City Train... @SecondCityChiTC
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Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas
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The Best Eunji @TheBestEunji
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Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2
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Baylor Knobloch @BaylorKn
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𝙃𝙐𝙈𝙊𝙍 ... @HumorDarling
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430 Followers 194 Following Emmy Nominated TV Writer, Second City Actress, Comedy Improv and Writing Teacher, Director, Business Improv Teacher
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William Vaillancourt @12WCV
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963 Followers 1K Following she/her. Black Lives Matter. I write: @huffpost @the_rumpus, @mcsweeneys @theoffingmag @littleoldlady__ @the_belladonnas @pointsincase. podcast @neversawthatpod
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435 Followers 879 Following Editor for @thisisrobotbutt | Garbage Pail Kid that’s all grown up
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Robot Butt @thisisrobotbutt
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105K Followers 2K Following @nbcsnl. On tour this summer, tickets on sale now at james austin johnson dot com 👇
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