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At press time, the couple that makes sure they also never consume food dyes was headed over to the food stands for some fried butter, hot dogs and bright pink and blue cotton candy.
At press time, the couple that makes sure they also never consume food dyes was headed over to the food stands for some fried butter, hot dogs and bright pink and blue cotton candy.
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A Waymo’s pilot drive through Seattle came to an explosive end today after a half hour of trying to get through a five-way Green Lake stop resulted in it spontaneously combusting.
A Waymo’s pilot drive through Seattle came to an explosive end today after a half hour of trying to get through a five-way Green Lake stop resulted in it spontaneously combusting.
Waymo Trying to Get Through 5-Way Green Lake Stop Spontaneously Combusts: tinyurl.com/ycscn4sv
Expanding on the popularity of the city’s “Find It, Fix It” app that sends city crews to fix problems citizens spot and report, today Seattle launched a spinoff “Find Him, Fix Him” app that sends in women who should know better to fix its most defective men.
Expanding on the popularity of the city’s “Find It, Fix It” app that sends city crews to fix problems citizens spot and report, today Seattle launched a spinoff “Find Him, Fix Him” app that sends in women who should know better to fix its most defective men.
‘Find Him, Fix Him’ App Helps Seattle Men Who Need Therapy Find Women Who Should Know Better: tinyurl.com/59v24vtb
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“800 lbs. of waste dumped straight onto a Chicago River open-top sightseeing tour boat in 2004 – anyone forget? Well, just in case you did,” said Matthews as he unloaded a waterfall of waste into the Columbia River. “Pretty dam sure you won’t now. You cannot quit me so quickly.”
“800 lbs. of waste dumped straight onto a Chicago River open-top sightseeing tour boat in 2004 – anyone forget? Well, just in case you did,” said Matthews as he unloaded a waterfall of waste into the Columbia River. “Pretty dam sure you won’t now. You cannot quit me so quickly.”
Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus Clogs Gorge to Remind Cal Raleigh Who the Real Big Dumper Is: tinyurl.com/yc7kwrjd
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This is beyond ridiculous, wtf is this mess ? Every time I think they can’t go any lower, they go down another level. What’s next ? A woman in labor ? #iceraids
This is beyond ridiculous, wtf is this mess ? Every time I think they can’t go any lower, they go down another level. What’s next ? A woman in labor ? #iceraids
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Ridiculous.
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