Joe Rumrill @2tonbug
I’m that guy from no things / comedy writer and performer linktr.ee/joerumrill Los Angeles Joined July 2009-
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My great-grandmother dated Rube Goldberg for a while, but I guess things just got too complicated.
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You can probably guess what senior superlative I got: “Noblest”
Happy Father’s Day from your old pal Joe Rumrill
Happy Father’s Day from your old pal Joe Rumrill
Ah man, I wouldn’t have bought these pretzels if I knew they had to be kept in a Steven Wright set…
Hoping the big long shower I just took will last me a few days
Just putting this out there: there should still be pterodactyls, I think. Definitely wouldn’t mind looking up at the sky and seeing a few of those fellas once in a while
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There’s a show tonight and it’s got @pizzamannion and @2tonbug on it and that’s a big deal within the “I need a great show to watch on Thursday night from 7-9pm PST” community
Difficult to feel danger, huh??
Difficult to feel danger, huh?? https://t.co/emcC81cQLT
My latest for the Hard Times
Gotten so many of these the past few months that I actually had to go back and check that my resume wasn’t accidentally typed in human blood or anything
I predict I will do a bit where I ask “mind if we switch to Bupkis real quick?” 3-4 times
I predict I will do a bit where I ask “mind if we switch to Bupkis real quick?” 3-4 times
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