Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci
God’s Perfect Man™️. Listen to @ALittleTimePod. Sign up for my newsletter below ⬇️⬇️⬇️ linktr.ee/mikeabrusci Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2011-
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Celebrities who keep doing commercials after they’ve made more money than they could spend in a lifetime should be forced to look directly into a camera and tell you why they’re doing it in the commercial or they get their hands broken with hammers
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WHATEVER THE US GOVERNMENT SAYS, LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR: I DO NOT WANT TO KILL MYSELF
Made up a new mantra everyone can use: My shirt is a normal length and I don’t look weird My shirt is a normal length and I don’t look weird My shirt is a normal length and I don’t look weird My shirt is a normal length and I don’t look weird
Preparing for the deluge of adults talking about Taylor Swift’s music like it wasn’t made in a lab to play softly in a Target
Honestly respect to the pretty good joke but it unfortunately had the cadence of someone trying really hard to get a laugh on a podcast and it didn’t hit as well as it should’ve
Honestly respect to the pretty good joke but it unfortunately had the cadence of someone trying really hard to get a laugh on a podcast and it didn’t hit as well as it should’ve
Doing stand up on the road is basically being on stage in the Midwest wearing my Brooklyn ironic camo shirt saying “you can’t say anything anymore” and guys in their sincere camo shirts are sitting in the crowd going “yes exactly”
Have had an absolutely huge Guy With This Haircut month
I love Kash Patel. He’s the director of the FBI and seems to only go on podcasts and not actually do anything while having the vibe of a guy falling down a long set of stairs while trying to put on his pants at the same time going “ANOTHER POWERFUL DAY OF SOLVING CRIMES”
The kids are calling it StomachacheMaxxing and it’s sweeping the nation
I will not be sucked into the hobo clown lifestyle I will not be sucked into the hobo clown lifestyle I will not be sucked into the hobo clown lifestyle I will not be sucked into the hobo clown lifestyle I will not be sucked into the hobo clown lifestyle I will not be
Mike Abrusci retweeted
America’s Australia w/ @JerichoDavidson
I can’t wait to starve to death because I won’t be able to get my food after refusing to upgrade to the Refrigerator Plus+ app
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Hey everybody sorry to be a bummer but my little cousin Camila was in a horrible car accident last week and has been in a coma, if you could spare a couple bucks I’d deeply appreciate it. Thank you ❤️ gofund.me/0b67b1f7f
I’m American and I’m watching Sexy Beast
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