sean mcgowan @seanmacgo
ooh ow OUCH (im runnin barefoot on gravel rn) owie ow ouch headline contributor @clickhole @theonion ouch ooh owie YEEEOWWWW seanmcgowanwrites.com brooklyn Joined March 2013-
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Interesting: Heinz.com Is Claiming That They Are Only Collecting Visitor Data To Put On A Hard Drive That They Use To Crush Tomatoes clickhole.com/interesting-he…
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made a little word puzzle. you’re a terrible mailman who commits mail fraud to figure out which apartments get which letters. enjoy!
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Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron CEO @BryceTetraeder: theonion.com/heres-why-i-de…
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All the takes are correct and yet they also miss the point. Yes, it was insane for the Democrats to think they could win by running a soulless candidate, without a shred of progressive policy vision, pursuing endorsements from neocon war-hawks everybody hates, while arming and…
really interesting to look at this today. seems like a lot of these states are rectangles—and ohio is the same shape it was last year
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CLICK-IT LINE: We ask that you not cross our digital picket line by playing any of the NYT Games (Wordle, Connections) as well as not using the Cooking App. You can continue to read @nytimes news content.
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Awesome: Panera Bread Has Launched A Patreon For Fans To Support Its Soups And Salads clickhole.com/awesome-panera…
creating desire paths in the corn maze with my car
fellas you ever get so horny you invent tgi fridays
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Modern-Day Magellan Discovers New Dining Options By Zooming In A Little On Google Maps theonion.com/modern-day-mag…
Sean’s Eel Fact of the Day: Sigmund Freud kept trying to find eel testicles but he couldn’t and he got so mad that he decided to invent therapy. This has been Sean’s Eel Fact of the Day. You may now turn off your cell phone.
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Springboks' 10-player team overhaul no disrespect says 32-test Wallaby apnews.com/article/austra…
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The year is 1863. The postman delivers a letter, your heart jumping when you see the Union Army seal—news of your husband, from the front lines? Trembling, you read. Its from former President James Buchanan. “Hi. Here are my favorite songs: 1. Yankee Doodle Dandy 2. Yankee Doo
listen up it is time to remember the alphabet mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-t…
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He gave the monologue a good shot
finishing 2nd against katie ledecky and looking up to see she’s put on a huge flowing white beard as a bit. devestating
finishing 2nd against katie ledecky and looking up to see she’s put on a huge flowing white beard as a bit. devestating
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ah, the humble grenade. merely the size of an apple – but nearly twice as destructive
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