Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

Comedian, I publish satirical Dada news @HalfwayPost. I write regularly at https://t.co/A0Pqc39DD2. Featured in @mcsweeneys and lots of other places! linktr.ee/dashmacintyre St. Louis Joined September 2020

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

3 months ago

The parade is more fitting for a 6 year-old-boy king from the 1400s than the President of the United States in 2025 medium.com/@dashmacintyre…

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5 months ago

The biggest losers of Trump's tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap MAGA hats from China to show their support for him.

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

5 months ago

Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™

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5 months ago

Way to go Greenland! medium.com/p/e95bc21a2eb6

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

7 months ago

Elon Musk would 100% fire any woman who came to work with her kid hanging around everywhere like he's doing with his kid.

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

8 months ago

Here's how you can live just like a Republican in 2025! medium.com/thought-thinke…

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

8 months ago

For those keeping score at home, the first 2 Trump constituencies to have their faces eaten by the MAGA Leopard are tech bros and Indian-Americans. The betting markets say Mexican-Americans' faces will be next when Trump starts mass deportations that abduct legal immigrants.

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

8 months ago

Vivek Ramaswamy basically thinks native-born Americans are Cletus from "The Simpsons."

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

9 months ago

Good for Trump! :D medium.com/@dashmacintyre…

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

10 months ago

Donald Trump will fill the bureaucracy with incel brown shirts inspired by American Nosferatu Stephen Miller and American Rasputin Steve Bannon, who is about to be let out of prison and free to commit new anarchist crimes of contempt against our self-government.

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

11 months ago

Hey, when you're going to vote don't forget that Donald Trump is right now being criminally investigated for hoarding our national secrets in a famously unsecure resort regularly attended by money-laundering foreign oligarchs.

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Dash MacIntyre @dashmacintyre

11 months ago

Elon Musk is an illegal immigrant, absent father, corporate welfare queen of government handouts, and a climate change believer who lives only in big, cosmopolitan cities. He is literally everything the GOP has bitched about for 50 years.