Paul Danke @pauldanke
Stand up comedy and honestly rock n roll. linktr.ee/pauldanke echo park / all over the place Joined December 2008-
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The every other world leader group chat has got to be hilarious rn
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Asked my kid who is in 8th grade what his friends think of this whole Kanye situation and he told me "NOBODY is talking about him, that's y'alls problem"
RFK, I'm hearing from everyone their body acne is really popping off, what gives?
Getting notices when posting on meta platforms discouraging me from posts calling someone a dumbass. Sorry Z man but Dumbass is primetime approved
Thank goodness that Canadian border is safer, we were all in danger of: waiting at the border crossing for not that long of a time.
When literally anyone can do an impression of you, AI is the most terrifying
When literally anyone can do an impression of you, AI is the most terrifying
Is there a lemon law for presidents? we've got a clunker here.
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The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.
The AI scam just got scammed and it's so fucking funny.
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LA Friends! Adult Entertainment: A Comedy Show is back next Wednesday 8pm and it’s FREE w/@adamconover, @joshgondelman, Subhah Agarwal, @lisa_curry, @pauldanke RSVP here: pleasuremed.com/reservations/
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The amount of people now breathlessly saying Mr President is embarrassing.
Trump and his cronies are the most bad faith argument generators I've ever seen.
Trump and his cronies are the most bad faith argument generators I've ever seen.
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In poor and working-class neighborhoods, tenants will be hit with harassment, frivolous 3-day notices, and baseless evictions. THEN the landlords will price-gouge, and the former tenants will become homeless. EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
In poor and working-class neighborhoods, tenants will be hit with harassment, frivolous 3-day notices, and baseless evictions. THEN the landlords will price-gouge, and the former tenants will become homeless. EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
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N95 masks are available for the public at all LAPL locations while supplies last. Visit lapl.org/branches for hours and updates. Emergency information and resources can be found at lapl.org/be-ready.
Getting a hangover without getting drunk is just a cool thing that I do now.
say what you will about the whole thing, it was nice to have a manhunt again. been too long.
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