Michael Emms(bluetick) @michaeldemms
Not left or right! Just trying to find the cherries amongst the madness. Joined March 2014-
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You can sign this petition calling for an immediate general election - 80,000 signatures already. Let’s embarrass the useless government 👇 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7273…
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When satire from 2013 becomes reality in 2025.
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Child’s Play! No kid gloves! Comedy! punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
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The wrong astronauts got stuck for 8 months
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Nothing more inclusive than porn! 🎟️: punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
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Zinging & zanging on the news! 🎟️: punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
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Happy pride ya queefs! 🏳️🌈 Comedy! punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
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Foggy London Town! Thanks UK! punchup.live/marknormand/ti…
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The Happiest Award Show. Los Angeles see me tonight at 8:30 @CatJazzClub & @LaughFactoryHW at 10. Washington D.C. see you Friday & Saturday @loftcomedyclub #comedy #funny #awards
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My roommate did this every time I brought a lady home. Washington D.C. I'll be @bierbarondc Friday & Saturday! Get tickets at pablofrancisco.com #comedy #funny #roommate #washingtondc
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Tour announcement folks! Heading back out there in 2022 and 2023. UK and Ireland for now and then International dates to follow. Check the wee video below for all the additional details….
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Some relationship advice for the youth Instagram.com/kevinbridgesco…
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Bernie Sanders just said the quiet part out loud—and Andrew Schulz got it all on tape. In one of his most brutally honest interviews ever, Sanders admitted Democrats ARE a threat to democracy. He even pulled back the curtain on being robbed in 2016 and revealed his thoughts on…
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Can we have the option to replace the Attention Warning “Beep Beep” with Dave Chappelle? This is what plays in my head whenever I get caught looking at my screen. 🤭 @elonmusk
Michael Emms(bluetick) retweeted
Here's Howard Lutnick defending Trump's trade policy vs. Dave Chappelle. Yes, only one of these men is a professional comedian. And only one of them understands that millions of Americans do not aspire to screwing in tiny screws to make i-phones.
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Dave Chappelle in 2017 talking about Trump bringing Chinese jobs back to America LOL
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