Chris @chrisnotgreg

sometimes i like to think about how the world is so big that almost everything possible has already happened and that means that someone out there has been dumped over linkedin messenger

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5 years ago

hi i made this for u: drink.surge.sh

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5 years ago

invisibility and flight are cool, but if I could have any superpower it would be putting the dishes in the dishwasher right away instead of letting them build up in the sink

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5 years ago

"I Hope This Email Finds You" - Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5

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5 years ago

it’s my first time thru life and wow i’m learning on the fly

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5 years ago

it's not common knowledge, but many biblical scholars believe that Abraham was not going to sacrifice Isaac for God, but simply to see if Isaac was cake

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5 years ago

it took a pandemic to limit this chipotle bathroom to one person at a time

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5 years ago

the edible didn’t hit until I read an ad telling me to “Discover the Moment” and then holy fuck

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whoa, the original FORTRAN compiler ran simulations to find hot spots in the code, thanks to Lois Haibt. FORTRAN was released in 1957 and was the first true compiler (as opposed to simpler assemblers)

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5 years ago

in these strange times sometimes even remembering today’s date is hard, so I made a little site to help chris.bolin.co/today/

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6 years ago

hill i will die on: URLs are UI (and should be designed as such)

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6 years ago

even my microwave is trolling me today

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6 years ago

Amid all the panic today I was lucky enough to find a 12-pack of toilet paper, but after buying it and getting it home I realized I have no idea how to cook it