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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

Spirit animal: Sloth! Joined May 2013
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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

7 years ago

Got a picture of @Rich_Holmes22 mean mugging my wife because she kept waving at him, highlight of my night.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

Q: Which element is most fond of beer pong? A: Bromine

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

Breaking Good: a meth dealer quits and starts teaching chemistry while trying to make his family think he still sells drugs.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

No matter how good at karate you are, a lumberjack will still chop boards in half faster.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

Bæ is the Danish word for poop. Bae is the vernacular word for ... I think it's still poop.

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11 years ago

I hear there's a world cup being passed around, but unless I'm one of the first few people to drink from it I really don't want to.

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11 years ago

You know the Dutch are industrious people because they invented ovens and rudders.

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11 years ago

Sure, chickens are rude sometimes, but you don't know enough to call it a "jerk chicken". And what do Jamaicans have to do with it ?

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11 years ago

how do the companies get popcorns eggs so smooth? by usin kernel sanders. does anyone remember chicken

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11 years ago

Get rich quick scheme: 1 Take something from another culture. 2 Ruin it. 3 Sell it to white people. It's the Taco Bell plan.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

Hey buddy, if you have a problem with Limp Bizkit you can just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' because that is one of their lyrics.

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11 years ago

If you are a doctor and do not say "That's just what the doctor ordered!" when you get delivery you are wasting your life.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

There is real danger in dropping the soap, what good is dirty soap?

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

No matter how little you get paid at your 9-5, just remember: If you were a crackhead it'd be SOoOoO much money.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

"It's all Greek to me." - Someone who is unsure of what Macedonia is.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

"I'm so done!" - Burned toast with high self esteem.

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11 years ago

Necessity is the mother of invention, but they still haven't been able to locate the father.

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

Feed a cold, starve a fever, torture Alzheimer's until it gives up the information.

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11 years ago

Courts ruled today that God owes almost 2000 years of back child support. When reached for comment God said "I didn't touch that bitch!"

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ClinicallyLazy @clinicallylazy

11 years ago

How to make a bomb: 1) Hire M. Night Shyamalan to direct your movie. 2) You're done.

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