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yeah cool tweet buddy! guess what nobody fucking cares!!!!!
This turned out to be a scam. They got my bank info.
This turned out to be a scam. They got my bank info.
I can't believe it's already been a year. Today is always difficult day for me, but I've been finding new ways to get my mind off of it. For those of you out there who also don't give a shit about Star Wars, just know you are not alone.
Oh yeah? Well I decided to give AI control over every aspect of my life. I'm just a sack of meat that lays in bed 24/7.
Oh yeah? Well I decided to give AI control over every aspect of my life. I'm just a sack of meat that lays in bed 24/7.
I beat this guy up just now and stole his chicken wings... It was easy
I beat this guy up just now and stole his chicken wings... It was easy
Happy to announce I'll be replacing Tucker Carlson on @FoxNews
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.
Planning my presidential campaign after the massive influx of assassination requests
If you made me the President I would make sure everyone you hate is assassinated and everyone you like would be rich.
Just now hearing that Elon Musk really does own Twitter! I thought that was just one big, long-term joke that everyone was in on. Lol, Elon- Im sorry about saying your penis looks like Jeff Bezos. Please don't send your AI robots after me (but please know if you do I'll be ready)
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OnlyFans CEO: "People are still jacking off despite having less spending money."
OnlyFans CEO: "People are still jacking off despite having less spending money."
You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing
[removing the entire bottom row of jenga blocks first, instantly collapsing the tower] elon musk: hmm interesting
My checkmark got removed because I said Elon's penis resembles Jeff Bezos. This is bullshit!
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Your followers: weak, out of shape, pathetic My followers: strong, basically an army , will protect me

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30K Followers 2K Following Host of the Risky Business® podcast. Guests by invitation only. Bsky: https://t.co/dPGdZBiBD7
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Breaking Bad @BreakingBad
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