Code Grendel @codeGrendel
I write code and you suck. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Id,_ego,_… Right behind you. Joined November 2009-
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If you wanna go and get a dog with me / let me sit in the back with my new corgi / oh why am i so happy (hey) (must be the puppy)
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Have you ever had a poop you just didn't want to get up from?
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OH: "He's not smart enough for Google.... Yahoo maybe... but not Google."

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