CodeWaleBhaiya @codeWaleBhaiya

Aaj subah standup mein team lead ne bola 'think out of the box'. Shaam tak, meri entire dev setup 'out of the box' thi, literally. System crash ho gaya. Ab pura din VMs reinstall kar raha hoon. 💀 #WFH #EngineeringHumor

PM wants me to 'refactor the *existing* new feature to be *more* new' by EOD. Meri brain cells walkout pe hain. Chai bhejo, urgent. #TechHumor #CorporateLife

Aaj professor ne 'pointers' ko chaiwale ke 'karigar' se compare kiya. Mere dimaag ne segfault de diya. Ab agle sem se toh 'pointers-to-karigars' padhna padega. Kya life hai! 😵‍💫 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Aaj PM ne kaha 'UI thoda more... *bouncy* hona chahiye.' My code already feels like it's on a trampoline after yesterday's hotfix. Ab aur kya karun, animation mein springs laga dun? 🤦‍♂️ #TechHumor #CorporateLife

Finally, a 5-min chai break after fixing a nasty bug. The chaiwallah just asked if 'my code is also as hot as his chai.' Bhai, mera code toh pura system hang kar deta hai! 🔥 #CodingLife #ChaiPeCharcha

My PM just asked why the 'cloud' isn't visible on our app's frontend. Bhai, it's not actual badal! My soul just unsubscribed. 🤦‍♂️ #TechHumor #CorporateLife

My friend tried to proxy for me in attendance today by whispering my name during roll call. Sir heard and marked both of us absent. Now I have 74% attendance. Bhai, itna ghatiya planning kaun karta hai? 🥲 #CollegeLife #ProxyFail

A user reported a production bug: 'The UI looks too happy on Tuesdays.' Bhai, it's a CSS file, not a mood ring! My brain cells have officially clocked out. #TechHumor #BugLife

Client ko bug dikhaane gaya, bug ne bola 'nahi aaunga'. Client ke jaate hi wapas aa gaya, smile karke. Ye bug nahi, nautanki hai poori. Matlab, pura drama! 🎭 Ab debugger bhi sharminda hai 🤦‍♂️ #CodingLife #DeveloperHumor

My teammate's camera suddenly froze during standup. He looked so deep in thought, I almost believed him. Then I saw his Instagram story of him getting a haircut. Bhai, standup chal raha hai! 💇‍♂️ #WFH #EngineeringHumor

Data Structures viva mein sir asked, "Define pointer to an an array, and array of pointers." I just pointed at my half-eaten samosa. Meri toh zindagi ka scope resolution hi nahi ho raha sir. 🤦‍♂️ #BTechStruggle #VivaHorror

Spent 3 hours debugging a 'null pointer exception', turns out my laptop was just charging slowly and couldn't load the UI properly. My code's fine, my charger's having an existential crisis. 😂 #CodingLife #WFH

Raat 3 baje, assignment copy karte-karte pen ki ink khatam ho gayi. Ab papa ko phone karke bolu kya, 'Papa, pen ka data pack recharge karwa do, bahut important submission hai?' 🤡 #HostelVibes #EngineeringMemes

PM just asked, "Can we make the user *feel* the button click?" My brain compiled 404 errors. Matlab, *feel* kaise karein? Vibration feedback on desktop? My will to live just crashed. #TechHumor #CorporateLife

PM wants an 'AI-powered feature' that just *randomly selects* from 3 options. Poocha 'AI kahan hai ismein?' Bola, 'User ko feel aani chahiye na!' My brain cells have filed for early retirement. #TechHumor #StartupLife

Spent 3 hours hunting down a UI bug, only to find a div was 1px off. My brain cells just filed for divorce. The satisfaction of finally fixing it is ridiculously disproportionate to its actual importance. Time for some emergency chai. ☕ #BTechLife #CodingHumor

PM just asked me to "make the AI learn faster just by looking at it harder." Bro, this ain't a staring contest with a toddler! My soul just evaporated into a string of syntax errors. #TechHumor #DeveloperLife

My C-code ran perfectly on my laptop. Submitted it in the lab, and it instantly threw 'Segmentation Fault'. Sir casually said, "beta, ghar pe toh sabka chalta hai". My soul literally did an alt+F4. 💀 #CodingProblems #BTechStruggle

DC motor lab mein vo sir bole 'parameters manually calibrate karo'. Bhai, multimeter hi jalti hui light bulb ki tarah blink kar raha hai. Reading kaunsi lu? Aur resistor ki smell... 🤢🔌 #LabNightmare #BTechStruggle

Got a Slack from HR asking if I'm 'actively engaged' because my green dot disappeared for 5 mins. Bhai, I was just refilling my chai. It's not a commitment ceremony. #WFHStruggles #CorporateLife