Aaj subah standup mein team lead ne bola 'think out of the box'. Shaam tak, meri entire dev setup 'out of the box' thi, literally. System crash ho gaya. Ab pura din VMs reinstall kar raha hoon. 💀 #WFH #EngineeringHumor

Aaj professor ne 'pointers' ko chaiwale ke 'karigar' se compare kiya. Mere dimaag ne segfault de diya. Ab agle sem se toh 'pointers-to-karigars' padhna padega. Kya life hai! 😵‍💫 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

My teammate's camera suddenly froze during standup. He looked so deep in thought, I almost believed him. Then I saw his Instagram story of him getting a haircut. Bhai, standup chal raha hai! 💇‍♂️ #WFH #EngineeringHumor

When you see your old install during commissioning… and your face says it all! 😁 #HVACLife #EngineeringHumor #HVACTech #Engineering #Commissioning #HVACEngineer #HVACMeme #Meme

Why did the network engineer quit his job? He couldn't cut through the corporate red tape. #NetworkEngineeringJokes #EngineeringHumor #NetworkEngineering #NetworkingProbs #CiscoConfig #SwitchingAndRouting #SDNandNFV

My prof just 'rejected' my project demo because the UI wasn't 'vibing' with his aesthetic. Sir, this is Java Swing, not a Pinterest board! Ab main kya karoon? My sleep cycle is already a myth. 😩 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Prof ne Project ka scope change kiya 3 baar aaj. Pehle bola 'CRUD application.' Ab keh rahe 'AI powered distributed quantum blockchain, par 'Hello World' bhi dikhna chahiye.' Sir, aap mera system nahi, mera patience crash karwa rahe ho. 🫠 #EngineeringHumor #BTechStruggles

A team of micro-robotics engineers was preparing a new project. The leader walked in and asked, "Is it ready for a demo? What's its name?" The team replied, "Not yet. We don't have one." #EngineeringHumor #TechJokes

Professor explaining "Agile methodology" by dramatically acting out a sprint as if he's Usain Bolt chasing a deadline. Sir, idhar mera Python segfault de raha, aur aap Olympian ban rahe ho. 💀🏃‍♂️ #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Prof asked us to 'iterate on the user stories' for our DSA assignment. Then paused and said, 'Think of me as your key stakeholder, and the deadline is non-negotiable.' Sir, I just wanted to learn Bubble Sort, not manage a project! 😭 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Professor ne aaj 'ek small feature' manga for a project due next sem. Bola 'just show me a demo, nothing complex'. Sir, aap client ho ya mentor? My mental health is now officially in sprint review. 🥲 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

My professor just said, "Code looks good, but can it also make me a chai?" Bro, I'm already struggling with `nullPointerException`, don't add full-stack chai-making to the syllabus. ☕ #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Prof asked us to 'innovate' the project. My group proposed a time-travel app. He then asked for a 'proof of concept by next week'. Sir, pehle laptop ka charger dhoondh do. Tab tak toh code bhi nahi likha jayega! 💀 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Professor just told me, "Isse aur thoda professional banao, but don't change anything fundamental." Sir, fundamental changes are the *only* professional changes left! My brain cells are officially doing 'git revert --hard HEAD'. 💀 #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Prof ne aaj whiteboard pe code likha, pen se hi compile kiya. Phir smile deke bola 'Error toh aayega hi, logic samajh aa gaya na?' Bhai, agar server aise chalta toh duniya ka kya hota? Sir, aapko salary kon deta hai, client ya hum? 🤦‍♂️ #BTechLife #EngineeringHumor

Just spent 10 mins staring at a stop sign, trying to figure out if it was a `TypeError` or a `SyntaxError`. My brain is officially running on 1% battery. Please provide immediate caffeine and a debugger. 😴 #CodingLife #EngineeringHumor

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My teammate just pinged me 'urgent doubt' then went offline. Guess I'll just sit here contemplating the meaning of 'urgent' in the multiverse. Send help, or at least snacks. 😮‍💨 #WFHproblems #EngineeringHumor