turtle @code_mom_

Retired traditionally trained Direct Entry Midwife. Now a tech mom, Compiling Motherhood with too many open threads. St. George Utah Joined November 2024

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turtle @code_mom_

13 hours ago

I’m pretty convinced that men who say marriage isn’t a lot of work Genuinely believe that because they aren’t the ones doing the work Their wife is

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turtle @code_mom_

16 hours ago

Nobody ever told him Who’s gonna tell him

Caitlin @caitlin_mmm

2 days ago

Nobody ever told him Who’s gonna tell him

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Doing family history / genealogy and accidentally discovering the generational link that makes your parents related, before you discover the inevitable relationship to some slutty European royal, is peak Mormon culture

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turtle @code_mom_

a day ago

What’s an amniocentesis? It’s where they stick a gigantic needle through mom’s abdomen, into the uterus, to obtain fluid. Typically for highly specialized testing when serious genetic disorders are suspected. Risks: Infection Miscarriage Injury (sometimes they stab the baby)

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

The Tylenol study: “When we don’t properly control the study population, there are mild associations” um what?” “Yes. but when we DO properly control the study, there is not evidence of an association.” Oh okay “Therefore, there may or may not be an association.” Wait what?

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

Hiring poor mothers to risk their lives to birth an additional baby into the world is never a necessary step. It’s never necessary. Ever.

Robert McLaws @robertmclaws

3 days ago

Hiring poor mothers to risk their lives to birth an additional baby into the world is never a necessary step. It’s never necessary. Ever.

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

Business idea: My teenage son and I go around town with a wood chipper and a couple chainsaws We offer to prune people’s old, overgrown fruit trees for free because it’s fun and cheaper than a gym. WDYT?

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

I think I’m gonna go to grad school 🤡

Polling USA @USA_Polling

3 days ago

I think I’m gonna go to grad school 🤡

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

Idk man maybe because killing civilians in a country you entered illegally is generally frowned upon In fact I think we currently have en entire political party platform based on that belief.

MEMPHIS @StonkeyKong64

2 days ago

Idk man maybe because killing civilians in a country you entered illegally is generally frowned upon In fact I think we currently have en entire political party platform based on that belief.

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turtle @code_mom_

2 days ago

This gen is cooked. Or maybe baked. Either way they’re in desperate need of education about the actual risks and complications of all drugs. Including weed. Because that’s a drug. And it has risks and side effects.