Hugh J’Buttcrack @codeeznutz
You will never find true happiness. What are you gonna do, cry about it? Joined September 2010-
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Just did my first 50-50 grind at 30 years old and that shit feels exactly as cool as it looks lmao
Freedom by RATM is my favorite thing to warm up on mandolin/tenor guitar. The whole thing is a weird picking pattern groove and a scale.
Biden: Not everybody loves NPR. Elon Musk tweeted that it should be defunded. The best way to make NPR go away is for Elon Musk to buy it
I skateboarded to work while eating a pizza, so if you need me I’ll be in a 90’s Nickelodeon comedy.
T-Pain in the Alzheimer’s wing of the nursing home in the future: “Baby girl, what’s my name?”
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Rae Sremmurd escorting Bela Fleck out of the No Flecks Zone
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My guy dresses like if Ellen Degeneres sold coke in the 80’s
My guy dresses like if Ellen Degeneres sold coke in the 80’s
Your 17 year old just got a 15 year old pregnant. Sounds like you could use some planned parenting.
Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off ong fr fr.
If you name your kid Salem their sibling has to be Newport 100
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your reminder once again that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman, and Fox News is not news
God damn it I hate these fucking pigs
God damn it I hate these fucking pigs
No one else is doing it like me (poorly).
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