johnny dogs @goodwilltuxedos
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I am very fond of you. Franz Kafka, 1902.
Finally almost have a good day at the job after the last few weeks of bullshit and of course everything else falls apart at the same time
Were you to grant me but one of my many requests, let it be this one: Don’t work so hard, go for walks Franz Kafka, 1914.
Pay attention to this excerpt: “We are seven months into the new administration, and no CDC subject matter expert from my Center has ever briefed the Secretary. I am not sure who the Secretary is listening to, but it is quite certainly not to us.”
Pay attention to this excerpt: “We are seven months into the new administration, and no CDC subject matter expert from my Center has ever briefed the Secretary. I am not sure who the Secretary is listening to, but it is quite certainly not to us.”
Why am I reading stories every day about folks ‘outraged’ about the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad when I have never seen anyone even care about it. Who even watches commercials anymore? Why’s it matter? Why is everyone such a fucking idiot these days? Why are you all so incompetent??
there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it
If you want me to pay my taxes, you better come over with a crucifix You’re gonna have to nail me down
Saw this pretty sick hood ornament on the way home from work today
Is this mural painted on a road in Tampa going to be investigated with the same scrutiny as the memorial in front of the Pulse nightclub in Orlando?
Is this mural painted on a road in Tampa going to be investigated with the same scrutiny as the memorial in front of the Pulse nightclub in Orlando? https://t.co/yuzcrVw4Hg
I’m going to the kisses on your inner thigh store, can I get you anything?
I really been about it and stay about it

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