Mantis Toboggan @coffeethc
i used to cut and burn things for a living. Rom 12:1-2 Joined June 2020-
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things are about to get... spicy.
sometimes I remember that Rosie O'Donnell made a 2005 movie where she played a special needs woman and it's by far her best role. youtube.com/watch?v=9NL_kb…
Taylor Lorenz is the Impossible Meat (tm) of snacks... it looks kinda good but: -smells like tofu and cat pee -just makes you feel sick after eating it -has been sitting on the shelf for too long so no one else wants it
nature is healing
scientists are nerds who can't just spell out the truth in plain English so lemme do it for you: vegans are vaginas. walking vaginas. it's biologically and anatomically accurate.
scientists are nerds who can't just spell out the truth in plain English so lemme do it for you: vegans are vaginas. walking vaginas. it's biologically and anatomically accurate.
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“Sarah thinks she’s so hot but she’s not. She’s like not hot at all.”
“Sarah thinks she’s so hot but she’s not. She’s like not hot at all.”
he's from NJ. i'm pretty sure it's an obligation to be connected to the mob in some way.
he's from NJ. i'm pretty sure it's an obligation to be connected to the mob in some way.
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Good morning
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The Bulwark staff saw videos of a cuck watching his wife get railed by different men and thought “This! This is our man!”
The Bulwark staff saw videos of a cuck watching his wife get railed by different men and thought “This! This is our man!”
gotta make sure you send your lunch-break masturbation videos to the right person
gotta make sure you send your lunch-break masturbation videos to the right person
once you see it...
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Just smelled some fresh rain on new grass. It’s Spring. We’re going to make it.
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Police have issued an arrest warrant for MSNBC analyst Elie Mystal after he allegedly damaged a Tesla with his 4 wheeler
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i've avoided responding directly because I try to even be nice on twitter now (lol)-- but this mentality is the approach of a selfish, lonely person. 'what can you do for me?' is not the right way to approach a relationship.
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vote in the best interests of the homeless what could go wrong
vote in the best interests of the homeless what could go wrong
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my statement about tv is edgier than your choice of tv
words don't mean anything anymore. everything is nazi fascism.
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