Simon @complexsimon

“When we change the way we look at things, the things we look at change.” Around the About Joined May 2011

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Simon @complexsimon

5 months ago

Remember thanking people for the RT?

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Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt

5 months ago

I’m probably one of a few now who doesn’t believe in hate speech and therefore doesn’t care what people say or sing. Of course you can only hold this position in an environment where everyone gets to say whatever they like no matter how hateful it may be. Unfortunately we live…

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Josh Dehaas @JoshDehaas

8 months ago

“How did we come to the point where massive public funds are invested in building & maintaining a network of part-time trails used mostly by part-time gig workers? How do we justify the specialized winter crews that plow & salt mostly empty bike trails?” thestar.com/politics/polit…

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Simon @complexsimon

11 months ago

Why can’t streaming services download shows in order? Nothing quite like settling down on a flight to watch a show and the first episode is missing because, wait for it, it didn’t download first!

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12 months ago

Just at a coffee shop (counter service) where the standard tip options were 15, 20, 25 and an unbelievable 30%

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Simon @complexsimon

a year ago

“Vegan Leather” When you’re trying to pretend it’s not (fossil fuel) plastic.

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Simon @complexsimon

a year ago

Asking? Asking for a friend?

Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau

a year ago

Asking? Asking for a friend?

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Simon @complexsimon

a year ago

WhatsApp down for anyone else?

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Simon @complexsimon

2 years ago

Let’s be clear. Any airport where the wait for security or immigration is more than 15 minutes (30 minutes total) is demonstrating a complete lack of proper management and organisation.

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Simon @complexsimon

2 years ago

Somebody needs to explain why the low water warning on a bean to cup coffee machine isn’t above the level of the largest cup that said machine can produce. #firstworldproblems

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2 years ago

Baggage belts/carousels work so much better when everyone stands back at least 1.5 metres. #peopleareidiots

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Simon @complexsimon

2 years ago

Why is iCloud Private Relay so slow in updating your location? Travel from one country to another and it stays on the previous country for a very long time. Quite annoying when you’ve just arrived and need local info. cc @stephenrobles @HilliTech

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Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt

2 years ago

Our political system and resultant economic situation can be summed up by the following proverb: Give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for a day. Give a man someone else’s fish and he’ll vote for you.

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Simon @complexsimon

2 years ago

What’s interesting, is the tweet fails to mention the important bit. They are protected with vaccines doing what vaccines have always done. Protecting the self. They don’t need their fellow travellers, diners, scholars or neighbours to be vaccinated for their vaccine to work.