Corbin @corbin__7

Joined June 2014

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Corbin @corbin__7

4 months ago

You were the inspiration for piñatas

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Corbin @corbin__7

7 months ago

To enjoy fireworks. You’d have to have lived a different life.

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Corbin @corbin__7

7 months ago

We’d all be better off with more ceiling time

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Personal insurance here I know that sounds insane but this morning there was a dead spider in front of my toilet On my break there is a dead bird in my yard After work there is a dead stink bug looking thing in my shower I’m sitting here eating dinner and my TV is dead now

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

Leave it to Adam Sandler to have me crying over a spider.

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

It’s all just money and bandaids, money and bandaids.

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

You know the Spanish word for lettuce is lechuga right? Now can imagine a bunch of cavemen dancing around a fire chanting LECHUGA after a successful hunting trip? It just makes sense

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

If you think this has a happy ending then you haven’t been paying attention

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Corbin @corbin__7

2 years ago

look. at. the. net.

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Corbin @corbin__7

3 years ago

I want dragons to be real so bad man. Imagine riding on top of an animal the size of a school bus, or bigger, as it flies through the clouds.

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Corbin @corbin__7

3 years ago

Carl: Shhhh do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness! Paul: That’s the sound of people drowning Carl!! Carl: That, is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence