graham @cow_tools

if you look in a mirror with the lights out and say college football three times i will appear to discuss advanced metrics with you | site expert @gigemgazette the bright lights! Joined September 2011

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graham @cow_tools

3 days ago

in a previous era, “cancel the peacock trial” would have been a phrase reserved for matters in the obscure field of poultry law. but in our day of streaming, it means something completely different.

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2 weeks ago

getting really into blaming different things in my life on “the humours”

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2 weeks ago

oh this? it’s just something i wrought by the passions of my heart and the sweat of my brow.

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2 weeks ago

if i was an agent in the entertainment “biz,” i would absolutely relish telling my clients that various fast food chains want to make a signature meal based on the characters they portray in movies

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2 weeks ago

rest easy #BeasHive …

Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA

2 weeks ago

rest easy #BeasHive …

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3 weeks ago

mr. worldly wiseman in the best comedy club in the town of carnal policy doing a tight five about how you can tell a pilgrim is from the city of destruction

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4 weeks ago

possibly one of my favorite pastimes is looking for people showing kindness and letting them know, in no uncertain terms, that i have taken it for weakness

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a month ago

1. columbia sc 2. augusta ga 3. hendersonville nc 4. college station tx

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2 months ago

do the secret service guys get to go on the rides?

Matt @DisneyScoopGuy

2 months ago

do the secret service guys get to go on the rides?

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2 months ago

what is going on with the capitalization here

Orangebloods.com @orangebloods_

2 months ago

what is going on with the capitalization here

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graham @cow_tools

3 months ago

send them gafford. but only if we get a second rounder back

NBACentral @TheDunkCentral

3 months ago

send them gafford. but only if we get a second rounder back

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3 months ago

the only way this would be compelling at all is if there weren’t complaints from fans of literally every conference about the current arrangement. which is not the case!

Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz

3 months ago

the only way this would be compelling at all is if there weren’t complaints from fans of literally every conference about the current arrangement. which is not the case!

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4 months ago

“men benefitting from circumstance”

𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗟𝗔 𝗙𝗔𝗡 🕷️ @Larespectful_23

4 months ago

“men benefitting from circumstance”

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5 months ago

deep sigh

NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA

5 months ago

deep sigh

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5 months ago

huge news

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6 months ago

pokémon gym leaders after you brutally murder six of their dear companions: you sir have mastered the power of Friendship

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7 months ago

iran-contra? yeah, sounds like something a classic console such as the nintendo entertainment system may say #topicalhumour

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7 months ago

rock and rap are well known as the coolest kinds of music there is. but imagine if someone could combine them… #mysharktankpitch

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7 months ago

amid an influx of young women to universities, young men are taking a different tack: exploring one of our solar system’s gas giants, jupiter. but their reason why may shock you.